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Pepsi Man: “I’m tellin ya Hunter, Danhausen is the guy we need! The crowd’ll love him!”

Elimination Chamber crowd: “Boooooooooo!”

Toque on a Pole Match?

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Not gonna lie, listening to Jeff Beck after smoking a bowl is a nice way to enjoy a Friday night. music.youtube.com/watch?v=sbMS...

I would love too, but I’m not in NYC

Don’t mind me, I’m just waiting for motherfuckers to build the goddamn guillotine already.

On the real man, fuck the fuckin shareholders!

There’s usually only 12 or 100 of the motherfuckers, and those miserable fucks are fucking our shit up.

For what?!?!

Nothing. Just compound interest or dividends or some other silly bullshit.

So they can all get fucked

Just spitballing here, because I don’t know everything about the behind the scenes, is sometimes things don’t work.

Worker A and Boss B just might not work well together, but Workers B through M all work well with Boss B.

It doesn’t make anyone bad, it’s just how it is.

God forbid someone makes a mistake.

I mean Seth Rollins hurt a bunch of people on accident in WWE and no one’s calling him an unsafe worker, right?

Literally has his cock in one hand and a beer in the other.

This is great news!

And I hope all the people that were mean to Harley get fucked in the neck.

Sideways.

I live in Salt Lake City and it shouldn’t be in the 50s at the end of February.

That’s only if some politicians grow a fucking spine

Bless me Bluesky for I have sinned.

I paid around $2.50 for an AI service to update my resume so I could apply for a promotion at work.

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️

fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

YOU PLAY IN PITTSBURGH PAUL! THEY HAVEN’T DOMINATED JACK AND SHIT IN ALMOST FIFTY FUCKING YEARS!

Dude, it sucks.

Like, don’t be the guy that makes people hate the Pirates.

I’m in total agreement that it is time for the man to get a singles title. I can only hope that this angle with Swerve does him some good.

This Swerve Strickland, he’s also a rapper.

And when he asks “Whose House?” the crowd chants “Swerve’s House!”

This is also much like the rap group Run-DMC, when Run would ask “Whose house?” the crowd would respond “Run’s house!”

This is Hangman Adam Page, and he once uttered the phrase “That’s cowboy shit.” during a promo, and now the crowd chants “Cowboy Shit!” for him and him alone.

What pisses me off about any and all legislation that is anti-trans OR LGBTQ OR women’s rights OR is thinly veiled racism, is that it goes against “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” as stated in our Declaration of Independence about 250 fucking years ago.

Fuck Gavin Newsom (aka Governor Becky with the Good Hair). I’m ok with not waiting for the perfect candidate (Harris & Clinton), but I am not going to vote for someone that hates trans people and the homeless.

#swag

Do whut now?

I’m not watching, so I gotta watch tomorrow!

You know what the Death Riders need?

A luchador.

I feel like guy that posed the question “was Owen really that great?” needs to give his balls a tug.

Yes.

Owen was better than EVERYONE.

Even Eddie, Sean, Jushin Thunder Liger, Benoit, Angle, Sting, Rey, Bret, Malenko, all of them.

And he didn’t give a shit. He just wanted to be with his kids.

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Randy Savage having the time of his life during this

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CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

You’re higher than giraffe pussy if you think I’ve changed my mind and turned on the State of the Union.

🔥🔥🔥