turd ferguson

Si vous voulez apprendre français—si, par exemple, les États-Unis sont un cauchemar dont vous n'arrivez pas à vous réveiller et que vous voulez partir avec tout votre coeur, contactez-moi. je vais t'aider. 😘😘

It’s genuinely wild to see the people who stand so firmly with Isnotreal get up on a platform and just brazenly do the n@zi salute

The official car of adults who say “frickin’”

I just almost sent this to you before realizing it was from you lololll. Fully agree the truck is garbage but so is the driver. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cutie cutie babe alert!! 😍😍😍

LOLLLL his tiny little thumb sticking up on his tiny little hand

I got a new phone which means I lost TikTok and I cannot convey my level of devastation. I’m walking around playing Sarah McLaughlin’s In The Arms of An Angel on repeat. Please send condolences.

I need TERFs to understand that neither their acceptance, nor their approval, nor even their mere *understanding* are prerequisites to trans people’s right to exist and to live well.

The level of ego required to fuel transphobia is genuinely staggering.

Elevators are DEI
Left-handed scissors are DEI
Menstrual products & changing tables in bathrooms are DEI
Accessible parking spots & bathroom stalls are DEI
Voice commands at crosswalks are DEI

If you hate DEI that’s one thing but if you think it’s synonymous w Black people just say you’re racist.

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

Wow. I love January so much. Especially this one. What’s not to love about a month that’s 87 days long. I mean, wow. Love that. So cool. Sooo cool

immigrant here, can confirm 😌💅

Your email finds me eating shredded parmesan with a fork

Beef jerky is cow raisins pass it on

I…cannot believe they didn’t know this from the jump. I stg we live in the stupidest timeline.

Do veneers only come in font size 16 or what

Circling back on this one, gang

Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post “Mexican Immigrants Are Trash!” or “Trans People Are Immoral” Facebook now allows attacks on immigrants and trans people, and posts like “Mexican immigrants are trash!” and “I’m a proud racist.”

NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit”

theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...

Pay attention to how many people who’ve said nothing about Gaza who are lamenting for the people in and around LA.

Happy Boxing Day, bbs! Today is there day when you put all your z!0nist relatives inside a box and put them out to the curb

I’ll readily admit that I’m inconsistent at masking lately, but never would I set foot inside an airport or medical clinic w/o one. So here at the airport I’m not judging the throngs of unmasked ppl so much as I am confounded at how passively willing one can be to pick up a global salad of illnesses

I almost got kidnapped today so anyway hello from someone who did not get kidnapped!
👋🏼🫠

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations

so yeah THIS IS INSANE

And you’re so good at it! You really put the ✨street parking✨ in street parking

The sooner they find the guy the sooner they can try to milkshake duck him and it’s so funny to me because no, babe. We love him the way Our Heavenly Father™️ loves all his children, amen. 😌