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How to ruin one of the most iconic shirts in international football

He’s dead

He engineered a war built on deception & falsified intelligence. Under his direction, over 200,000 Iraqi civilians were killed, & studies estimate up to 650,000 total deaths by 2006. His policies privatized war, normalized torture, & destabilized an entire region for a generation. Rest in piss!

The UAE where hugging in public can get you arrested, where human rights barely exist, where foreign workers are routinely abused, where critics of the regime routinely disappear, where an Indian nanny was shot by firing squad in March & where marital rape is not a criminal offence but being gay is.

We're now at "black people aren't British". Open sewer racism. Look forward to seeing him on QT again soon.

GRANDMASTER FLASH AND MELLE MEL WHITE LINES

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PULP DIFFERENT CLASS

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EARTH WIND AND FIRE LET’S GROOVE

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Poppy pizzas, clearly not quiches before you pipe up. Regurgitated from my Twitter account

We will fight them on the quiches

You know what we don't talk enough about?

The Hoff on German TV (obvs) singing the delightfully schlock 'Everybody Sunshine' with, let me check...

An abundance of kids, a big blue cat, a haunting bear-like creature on a swing, a bagpiper and a backing singer putting in WAY too much effort.

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

Labour MPs have no business wallowing in self-pity like they are the ones suffering.

If they don't have the gumption to call time on Keir Starmer, then they'll have no right to complain when, in three years' time, the country calls time on the Labour party.

DAVID BOWIE FASHION

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STEVIE WONDER SUPERSTITION

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Will Hayward: "Beyond this campaign, the aim of the party to appeal to Reform voters that are never coming back (and often were never Labour voters anyway) at the expense of left and centre left traditional supporters has been a catastrophe."

Costume package with image of willy wonka oompa loompa labelled factory worker wig.

Generalising a bit there.

EVERYTHING BUT THE GIRL MISSING TODD TERRY RESWIZZLE

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ARCTIC MONKEYS I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR

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DES’ TINY CHILD BUG A BOO

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CHARLES AND EDDIE WOULD I LIE TO YOU

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DOUBLE 99 RIPGROOVE

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ROY DAVIS JR GABRIEL

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The great Viz letter. Someone said “in this song, Brian Harvey sings ‘the very first time that I saw your brown eyes’, but he’s singing to Gabrielle, who wears an eye patch. Therefore, he should sing ‘the very first time that I saw your brown eye’, which is a totally different proposition”.

Mehdi Hasan, "Two of President Trump's wives were immigrants, proving that immigrants will do the jobs Americans won't do"

Always worth remembering when gobshite pundits lie and say #mufc fans only protest / protested when trophies started to dry up post Fergie.

Granada Reports in 2005, when the Glazer takeover of United was finalised. The brothers visited Old Trafford and had to be taken away to safety in a police van which was pelted with missiles. The last part of the report - supporters were right to be worried. Shameful it was ever allowed to happen.

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SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

JOSH WINK HIGHER STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS

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Move to a country that doesn't accept immigrants.

Can you see a problem with this plan?

TALKING FUCKING HEADS REMAIN IN LIGHT

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