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google cloud was also eating shit earlier, at least the admin portals. wild times

this, but also spotify has access to your mental state, and they share that info with facebook in creepy ways to build static and dynamic psychological profiles on you. use apple music or return to pirating music and listening offline, i say

I reject the notion that we must coddle and support people who don’t want to live near people who speak other languages, and it’s not clear to me how this is significantly different than “it’s fine not to want to live next door to someone of a different ethnicity or religion.”

After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure

Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries

Now off to grab some coffee

what the everloving fuck? yeah, the whole agency needs shut down at this point

azure, entra, m365, intune, google admin, aws, all experiencing intermittent outages. what’s going on? is this a coordinated DDOS against aws goog and msft all at once in relation to the china summit or something? bizarre to see all three cloud providers hiccup at once

lol. lmao

If you, in good totally drunk faith, wander into a Croatian tattoo parlor and ignorantly select a Totenkopf from the wall because it looked like a generic skull & crossbones to your inebriated eyes that’s (conceivably) one thing.

Keeping it for nearly two decades is another thing altogether.

people just keep on trying to create the torment nexus. i don’t get it. we need better public education. at least make black mirror mandatory watching

i bet a lot of autistics never get diagnosed because their primary special interest is something like sports, lawncare or guns. the neurotypicals let those fixations slide and don’t bully people for them. which is a shame

man, i’m gonna make a fortune off just “buying” my soon-to-be negatively-priced meds. $800 med, down 500%, that pays for rent right there

i’m not the only one then 😅

facts. and welsh nouns are created with lavalamp RNG

the neurotypicals LOVE to see themselves. this checks out. insane behavior, but consistent with their priors

rich text was more than enough. i disable html content and remote content in my emails. truly baffled that the default is to load arbitrary files and execute code in a message reading application. we’re not setting people up for success with these lax defaults

god gave us txt and we demanded more because of our infinite hubris. retvrn!

now THAT’s a feat

pdfs were a mistake. but i love the cool polyglot pdf nonsense you can pull 😂

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aight. windows 10 support is over. how many of you have noncompliant systems out there? this one’s gonna be as bad as XP and 7 with its long tail, i fear. so many systems without compatible TPMs (or without one at all)

hell yeah! we had a vendor whose lack of support for 11 slowed us down quite a bit but we got all workstations upgraded now. huge relief

windows 10 support ends in like 9 hours. have you upgraded your org’s workstations yet? be honest

ahhh, ok, that’s fine then i suppose 😅

don’t tase, er, database me bro 😉

aye, and most of the land vehicles at best will have a lockout padlock that you can pick or bolt cut, holding the steering column in position. and non military heavy machinery you can just buy their key alike keys, assuming the operators don’t just leave the keys in the machines

big mood. i sometimes fantasize about going full evil but i don’t think my autistic sense of justice would let me keep it up very long tbh. but it would be so much easier to just be a bad person, tbh

… i think that’s basically what i do, on the regular. not sure i recommend it

The I'm joining the war on autism meme with Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks giving a thumbs up

but has it taught you how to steal an f-16 in memorable rhyme yet? 😂

my tiktok algorithm is typically all bisexual women, comedians, autism, eliminating nazi scum, and other wholesome subjects. well, plus now loads of sea shanties on how to steal military vehicles. and now some folks stole two tanks in TN? please let this be the start of a real revolution this time