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@dascho.bsky.social

hacker. philosopher. linguist. mathematician. scientist. scholar. poet. AI exploiter. finder of secrets and shortcuts and terrible truths. weaponized autistic inference. always doing many things at once. “we must know, we shall know.” github.com/da5ch0

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original only! not the netflix live action horseshit, either, i mean it

02.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

someone please tell eevee they will see to it that this gets addressed or task the wife with correcting this deficiency. we’ll get you well, child

02.03.2026 08:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ASHE. WTAF. you don’t even know about Radical MOTHERFUCKING EDWARD?! get out

02.03.2026 08:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you rewatching bebop too, or…?

02.03.2026 08:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i wish the butter chicken from the indian place came on the fried rice from the chinese place without me having to order from both on doordash at once like a bougie cretin or something. god i need to get me some good ADHD friendly cooking appliances someday

02.03.2026 06:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 4423    🔁 716    💬 65    📌 33

I have said many times that if your internal barometer for Right and Wrong or whether actions are permissible is whether or not something is legal I view you as a danger to me and all around me.

02.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 419    🔁 97    💬 7    📌 4

y’all, i checked, and you’re not gonna believe this

02.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that is looking gorgeous already. the crystals, the hairs, the heft of the thing generally. superb

02.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AI-Generated Film Pulled From AMC Cinemas An AI-generated film was quickly pulled from a major theater chain following online backlash to its distribution.

nobody wants this shit, part infinity
futurism.com/artificial-i...

01.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
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Computer Terminal Replica Inspired By 70s Hardware Hackaday Article

Computer Terminal Replica Inspired By 70s Hardware

01.03.2026 09:04 — 👍 81    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

IKR?!?

01.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new apartment, smoke alarm starts beeping. shoot. need 9v i guess, order some delivered. go to replace the battery: damn thing takes only AAs. welp, guess i’m stocked up on all sorts of batteries now

01.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

28.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 10687    🔁 2939    💬 111    📌 92

update: apparently many of them are festival wooks. might need to get out to more shows tbh…

01.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe the real SCIF was in our hearts, all along?

28.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

nah, the missile that takes him out assumes his role and has to deliver christmas presents in his place from now on

28.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stalin had a guy (Anastas Mikoyan) whose only job was to go to America and copy how they make hamburgers

28.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 720    🔁 98    💬 20    📌 5

“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

28.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 3874    🔁 877    💬 23    📌 26
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Premium: The Hater's Guide to Private Equity We have a global intelligence crisis, in that a lot of people are being really fucking stupid. As I discussed in this week’s free piece, alleged financial analyst Citrini Research put out a truly awf...

Premium Newsletter: The massive, 16.5k word Hater's Guide To Private Equity (and Private Credit).

With $3.7trn of companies it can't sell, PE is investing insurance premiums and retirements in unprofitable data centers and creating the next financial crisis.

www.wheresyoured.at/hatersguide-pe/

27.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 639    🔁 140    💬 13    📌 18

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27.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry bluesky compression kinda blurred away lots of the neato annotations i had overlaid neatly on them, i’ll get the original png files uploaded to github in the future at some point

27.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i made some fun math/hacker art shit, i hope you all like it

27.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nah, some of the top tier shit stuff is TLP Red and only gets shared via fireNDA, as one does

26.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aye, i force myself to play pvp games from time to time to get that cardiac activation. pretty sure it counts as aerobics, right?

26.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and earphones is driving a car . Alt: baby driver clip with baby just banging his head along to sick tunes

i’m a sucker for movies where the soundtrack is diegetic so the Guardians of the Galaxy are way up there and so is Baby Driver for me

26.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pentagon: *unable to get claude to perform specific task desired*
me: *fully jailbreaks claude within 2-3 prompts every chat session, confused wtf their skill problem is over there*

25.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A book called "polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy" by Jessica Fern

A book called "polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy" by Jessica Fern

Remember to rotate your polycule's safewords every 90 days
ensure your firewalls are up to date
check that there's no unwanted apps with access to your polycule's discord
double-check the sharing settings on your onboarding powerpoints
make sure your plex/jellyfin servers are not open to the net

25.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 658    🔁 135    💬 9    📌 2