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A “lady” used to pay my Dad to drive her to her “dates” in the 70s & he said she teased her hair so big he’d roll down the window so she could hang her head out & it never got ruined cause of all the Aquanet. Now this either sounds questionable impressive or both

Plz start by saying “legend has it” cause I’m about to take everything you say extremely seriously

My children, you don’t hate broccoli. You just haven’t had mine

A baby opossum is looking directly at the camera in front of a blurry, brightly lit Christmas tree.

A yawning opossum is pictured in front of a blurry Christmas tree with colorful lights.

23 days until Christmas🎄

Just realized that I’m too damn high to be watching “It’s Florida, Man”.

My snowy backyard with fourteen deer, heads down, eating breakfast

Good morning!

And then I was like, whatever motherfuckers. And then the motherfuckers whatevered

When they cast for a book in a film they'll go with a book that's already been made into a film because of the experience. So don't take it too hard, perfect refrigerator art of the author's intentions

The day leaning in through the window.

You can slurp my soup if you wanna

I want what every woman wants: To be rescued by a knight upon a steed, whisked away to the Menards lighting department where I am told I can have whatever chandelier my heart desires.

You can call me your little shortbread christmas cookie if you wanna

YouTube video by David Bowie David Bowie - Modern Love (Official Video)

what a banger. It’s wild how many times hearing a song it is familiar & one may not know who the artist is and it’s David Bowie. This isn’t one of those songs for me, I always knew it was his work but, nonetheless

youtu.be/HivQqTtiHVw?...

entering the spoon times

Tiny black and white kitten meowing his heart out

Tiny black and white kitten meowing his heart out

Tiny black and white kitten meowing his heart out

Tiny black and white kitten meowing his heart out

🎶 I’m a survivor, I ain’t gon’ give up 🎶

We are dropping like flies over here at the bug spray factory I don't know why

These bones a tuning fork resonating at the frequency of flesh.

Invited to game night on a Wednesday night. Sorry, no parties on school nights, kids.

Murdered like the sun.

All these sentiments bleeding out into the merciless sky.

True freedom is squirting your own mustard on your hotdog

Timers go off again and again trying to save off the deep sleep of magnesium and vitamin d, but yet again blue light prevails in the grand scheme of the circadian rhythm

Walking on a strictly leg by leg basis.

rendered a thousand ways unchanged

a newspaper that just speculates on new kissing trends

The neck crack of hope.

Who knows what ghost is supposed next?

With the tensile strength of rhyme.

FYI, this is my profile pic year round.

Cozy and exposed, the bold comfort. Not even adventure is ready to deal with that. Tried leaving the top few buttons undone on my spacesuit, tradition floated out and away, modestial voices guided it back