Fridgey

Get to the slagroom!

NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company

A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.

Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.

This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

It must be lovely to see a grey squirrel in your garden and just appreciate how cute and radge it is, not think about how you want to obliterate the wee cunt for digging up your garlic and chewing your fuchsia to death.

Shukran and inshallah I get there; if I do then I promise to uphold the values of Gorgie and bring them to a new, peaceful age for the republic

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

Was that the year you slapped the ref?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office King expresses his ‘deepest concern’ and says ‘law must take its course’ as former prince arrested at Sandringham estate

Lukewarm take:
Don't stop calling him Prince Andrew. The rest of the gang shouldn't get to distance themselves that easily. Everything he's done has been behind the shield of Monarchy, so if they want to keep getting free money to be rich as fuck because reasons, they should have to own this.

A mustard udder, what a novel idea!

People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota

The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.

When is it going to become socially acceptable to put tampons up your nose?
I'm done with my nose constantly dripping

I hope Killie get relegated

You are the first person to have such a wild alter ego, you must write a book!

I can't believe I missed our Diwali collection

'Onion Johnnies' sound like a terrible corn snack from the 90s, or deliberately bad-flavoured novelty condoms

I wish it was that simple.

Tierney was £25M, I think O'Riley might have been more. Celtic are absolutely bonkers refusing £25M for the 2nd best midfielder at the club

English Heritage plaque marking the location of where Brian Harvey ran himself over with his own car after eating 3 tuna mayo baked spuds

We're just men, just responsible men

The accessory cup has become the emotional support cup

If a man hasn't shone a bright light through his ballsack and admired the result, he can't truly say he's lived. It's oddly mesmerising.

GIRFUY Bangladesh!

You have to feel for McInnes here, an extended conversation with Robbie Savage has to be up there for the greatest burden a man has to suffer

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Absolute word. Fuck wind.

Hahaha, I didn't notice before but he's got a "comb-down"

Dikhead*

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

That's strange behaviour, I must say but mainly harmless

Oh aye...