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Illustration of cartoon puppies featuring Gromit, Clifford, Snoopy, Bluey and Bingo, Kipper, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Blue and Magenta, along with a few Sanrio pups

Your month, your puppy!

Trader Joe really popped his pussy with these cornbread crisps, like damn

tonight, grief feels like a lump in my throat and a heel on my heart

FUCK AMAZON, FUCK AI, FUCK JEFF BEZOS. YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE & DESERVE THE GUILLOTINE.

hate that I can only think of shopping/spending money as “stuff to do in Las Vegas” 🫩

adopting a parrot and teaching it to mimic strictly Mel Blanc circa Looney Tunes yowls

So… we’re storming the ballroom, or what?

tired: reviewing last semester’s material

wired: becoming a crystal girlie in preparation for these next two semesters 🔮

tapping into primal hunter/gatherer instincts (foraging for chocolate chips in my mom’s pantry)

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

I know a box of Club Crackers hates to see me coming

rest is not a waste of time!

Saved this one from @angusmain.bsky.social

Perfect, no notes

we need a FB Marketplace sans FB :(

letting the weight of the world crush me today bc it actually feels kinda comfy, like a weighted blanket

brought to you by sertraline ✨

(on the rag, with postnasal drip, creaky knees, and an overwhelming sense of dread!)

feeling 31, I fear…..

I’ma heffa on his lump til he woozles

Oooh, getting a tattoo out there would be the coolest souvenir actually! yes pls, send me that info! 😛

Mexico City recommendations? 🇲🇽

So, it’s agreed: Paramore wrote Passionfruit

Purugly isn’t even ugly?

Being an American is embarrassing af, ngl

Costco on a Saturday served as a reminder that God abandoned us

deactivated Tw*tter this past week too. I feel nothing

you will Never catch me letting a Tesla merge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hour 3 of no T*kTok: things are looking bleak, blacked out for a sec and found myself reading comments on NYT Cooking?.

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