Elk Puppy

Things I've Taken Large Mouthfulls Of With No Taste (For Science:)

Frank's Hot Sauce
Raw Onion
Lemon Juice
Tuna
Waffles + Syrup
Ground Cayenne
Whiskey
Strawberry Jam
Hot Pickles (Fuck)
Mooberry Ice Cream
Black Tea
Honey
Provolone Cheese
A Whole Clove Of Garlic (OUCH)

Congratulations.

This is the first moment in bluesky history where I wish I could downvote something I saw.

Thanks!

This is just the truth. Even an outsider like me can see this clear as day.

I have had Covid a total of SIX known times...

I am so tired ☠️

But anyways here's a pic of me 6 days before I got sick enjoying my laat bit of freedom :3

I can't draw, but I stole someone's drawing pad and played around for a bit :>

My Purple Queen plant is flowering!!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!

My cat really does sleep in the strangest ways lol ♡

T4T Relationships really be simple as :>

I am amassing a catfish army.

Their training grounds have been developed.

I now await the arrival of my initiates.

I will not elaborate.

We. Are. Legion.

I found out taking my pup for walks and runs is beneficial for both of us!

Isn't that right, @vaalorievorse.bsky.social?

@helldivers2.bsky.social
Can we pleeeeeease get some recolor armor sets unlocked by getting achievements or challenges done? :3

There's a blue haired vampire in my room and she won't leave.

Says she's "Eepy" and keeps falling asleep...

@vaalorievorse.bsky.social

A little christmas gift to myself, with some gelp from my lovely girlfriend :>

I look hella forward to customizing and truly making this partial reflect me!

Forgot to post on fursuit friday lol

I made over a gallon and a half of eggnog now idk what to do with it 😭

This morning I stepped outside my multi-million dollar L.A. home, drinking my organic hand picked chai tea and covered in my imported kashmir throw blanket as the sun rises.

Realizing this was a dream I woke up, walked over to my off-brand coffee maker filled with store brand coffee, and cried.

I have henceforth been made aware that should global catastrophe strike, I am not allowed to view Midna (our cat) as a possible last ditch food source.

New avenues are being explored for survivability, but given the nutrient density of that chonker being missed the outlook is... grim.

Owning Pythons is the most lesbian coded thing I've ever accidentally done, and I'm proud of it ♡

@vaalorievorse.bsky.social

A certain @vaalorievorse.bsky.social and I have gotten into the bad habit of saying "I'm straight up JORKING IT!" When we're focused on things now.

One of our friends started it and it's a contagious habit it would seem :>

I have been LOVING @helldivers2.bsky.social lately!

Thoroughly enjoying the new fire clear and interactions with armor! :>

I want all trans people to be safe & to be happy and to be loved.
Please be kind to yourselves and others.
Please live

Oh my god... I've turned into Marcelline.

“Always has been” meme template. Two astronauts in space. The one closes to Earth asks “Wait, BSKY is owned by Furries?” Then the astronaut with the space laser says “Always has been”. Context. New users don’t realize we’ve taken over BSKY. >:3

Facts, bsky belongs to furries.

I convinced a porn star to play the entirety of the Halo Series with me.

13 year old me would've been stoked.

@vaalorievorse.bsky.social

You are loved and wonderful. Screw people in our space who can't use common sense. ♡

I love a good pair of ripped skinny jeans the same as a flowey skirt and dress :>

A picture of a standard run of the mill goth girl with winged eyeliner and dark lip makeup (although she has impeccable fashion sense.)

I have settled on the name 'Elk Puppy' because I think it's cute as fuck :>

I think our bodies change a lot as we transition, and what triggers arousal can become much more difficult to ascertain.

Progesterone made me sleepy and loopy mostly, I'd fall asleep after 30 minutes at first :>

But that's certainly not discounting our somewhat unique struggles as trans girls ♡

I have absolutely no idea how to interact or create on this platform, but am gunna try!

I look forward to meeting all of my soon to be friends here :>

Soft tum tum