John K. Wilson

OK this is a particularly well-written one, props

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. A mediocre looking middle aged man in a starfleet uniform sits in front of a Tron looking star map. He's facing forward, the camera is out front and it's pretty close in. His eyes are kind of dead looking. Also there's a large pink bug crawling out of his mouth. No caption.

"Have you said 'thank you' even once?"

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker, in a blue bathrobe and blue jam jams, braces himself for steadiness at the door coming onto the bridge from a turbo lift. He looks hungover and exhausted. Closed caption reads, "It was worth it."

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

need him on that 737 max STAT. immediately

Sad old hamburger waiter

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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: I'm proud to announce that I have just signed an Executive Order stating that the Federation will now officially only recognize that there are five lights. #StarTrek #SISKO197

Bc you are clearly dunk thirsting. Your mo (kink?) is crafting takes anodyne-seeming enough to give you plausible deniability but that are so overly broad, they’re begging people to poke holes. Then you get to act exasperated like you’re the only sane person in a digital sea of lefty nuts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Two wolves and one stripper pole

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‘Folks, stop the histrionics! You must appreciate the slight gradations of hellishness in our collective hellish nightmare.’

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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

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My rewatch just got to the one that’s an Alexander AND Lwaxana episode. I’d frankly rather watch Code of Honor

I’m thoroughly enjoying his meltdown

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