Thekingandqueenofcheese

I don’t know if this is controversial, but a horror movie being a good movie is more important to me than if it’s scary.

this image is from 2002

Photo of an adorable, petite brown tabby cat in a black photo setting with blurry purple lights behind her.

The other photographer who works with the humane society takes the most beautiful, clean, professional portraits and then I’m there like “okay but what if the kitties went to a glamour photography studio in a strip mall in 1985??”

I feel like chopped up hot dogs would drive them nuts

Various lichen growing on an old slat of wood.

Welcome to the lichen city.
A tardigrade will be here shortly to escort you on your tour.

Measles, Polio and smallpox listening to this speech.

Hey Democratic Party, stop using generative Ai, it sucks.
Do shitty the shitty photoshop route.

The longest edging in US history

A brown-haired woman stand before a court in a red drass with a black waistband. She appeals to the judge "your honour, I may have committed mail fraud, but I can also do the entire Kate Bush Wuthering Heights Dance." She extends her arms forward in front of her, then does a flourishing pirouette. The judge bangs his gavel. With great intensity he shouts "I've seen enough! Not guilty!" The women looks humble in her legal victory.

Surprised to say that Minotaur Milking smut book is actually a genuinely great feel good slice of life fantasy book. Honestly a lot better than a good portion of the books currently being promoted in the “cozy fantasy” category. (It’s called Morning Glory Milking Farm)

Keep on, Keepin’ on ⛰️

Not done any gaming today, so have one from the archives. #StrandedSundays

#DeathStranding #VirtualPhotography #VPSupport #VPRepost

Eating an Armenian sweet treat with my pussy and my Glock out

I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.

I have loved a Billy Joel song for 500 years, thinking it was Paul McCartney

A colourful few Fungi from the past few weeks. #fungifriday #fungifriends #norfolk 🍄🍄‍🟫🍂

Deez nuts are an echo chamber

It's early #fungifriday morning in these wooded hills. Have a great day and please be kind.
#mushrooms
#fungifriends

There's a heated debate about audiobooks vs. physical books taking place in the comment section of my most recent post, and I haven't been called a racial slur or had my life threatened yet. A girl could get used to this 💙

They also think that right wing echo chambers are just fine

Scotland looks stiff this morning.

Milley: Don’t lecture me about women in combat. Women have been in combat…

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.

Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food

Period

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes