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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Piloted by.... MAJOR TOM?

Cut Your Key sounds like an album McGraw would like.

Well, guess I'll be letting this account sit idle very soon. Fuck this shit.

I knew what the punchline would be and still sat through all twenty-five seconds

This is the kind of internal monologue I had before I took the plunge and started publishing fanfics.

AND ALIENS HAVEN'T ATTACKED YET

The problem with this site boils down to only 5% of people understanding that when you see a bad post online, you’re not supposed to reply; you’re supposed to send it to a close personal friend with the most hurtful remark you can think of based on small incidental details about the poster’s life

the point of science fiction is not to accurately predict the future and nailing it does not make a book more or less valuable as a work of art. however. snow crash really nailed how fundamentally unserious this would be

At Disney Animation Studios in LA on a junket for ZOOTOPIA 2, which I can't talk about yet. What I am allowed to talk about is getting emotional walking into this building for the first time, and then running around it gawping at all the art artifacts and displays.

Undignified Twist was my favorite dance craze of the late 60s

The elbower's vest appears to actually say "I FUCKIN' ❤️ CASH REGISTERS" which is even better

I especially like the big guitars

For my own mental health, I've created a new account for political stuff and, really, anything other than humor and art. I'll be migrating follows for a while.

Whether it's Joe Biden condemning the killing of Charlie Kirk in 2025 or Charlie Kirk calling for the killing of Joe Biden in 2024, both men have issued strong words about the other's killing.

(XII) Any other pornographic material. (B) Is a depiction, description, or simulation, whether real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory, that includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of 1 biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics, or as having a reproductive

News orgs HAVE to stop calling these porn bans. Yes, #HB4938, does also criminalize porn — also terrible — it goes far beyond that.

LGBTQ+ sites, social media sites, community forums, Shakespeare, drag, a review of Mrs. Doubtfire, all punishable by jail $500K fine and twenty years in jail.

She seems to have been fired for quoting Kirk without comment and for reminding people about Melissa Hortman's murder. I had already cancelled my WaPo sub but I'd considered resubscribing. NOPE.

You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere.

You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it.

Leave.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Michele Tafoya @Michele Tafoya Follow Good morning. I went to church today for the first time in a couple of months. I was sad that the name of Charlie Kirk was not mentioned a single time. Other tragedies were mentioned. But at this particular Catholic church, nothing about Charlie. What were they afraid of? 3:42 PM Sep 14, 2025 3.2M Views

Glad Yuengling @Glad Yuengling Follow 19 My church didn't mention Charlie Kirk or even "pray for our country". They did ask me for more money. I'm devastated. 6:01 PM Sep 14, 2025 243.4K Views

I, Hypocrite @lporiginalg Follow Church was packed this morning. The pastor delivered a canned sermon that could have been written last year. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. 6:45 PM Sep 14, 2025491.8K Views

Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up

This is one of those shows whose theme song I can remember vividly, but can't recall any details of the show itself other than... uh... cops? And "let's be careful out there"

This is right up there with that "This new Frankenstein seems to imply that the doctor was the monster, how stupid"

Another professional Joke Understander

"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.

Every progressive saying "Haha, see, the right does cancel culture too!" is missing the point. Progressives started the game of "get people fired for stuff they say online". Conservatives will win that game. It was a dumb move to start the game in the first place.

Even ignoring how the Dixie Chicks and “freedom fries” were more than 20 years ago, how do these people look at themselves in the mirror with dignity. Is this really it for punditry now? Is it just “you started it” until the end of time, are you all just nine fucking years old now

Ah, like preemptively suspending accounts for daring to make light of a horrible person's death, that kind of engagement

It helps if you consume Elon and Grok as characters is a very dark sitcom

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

A box of Goats Butter and someone has written: Who you gonna call

🎶🎶I can't hear you🎶🎶