Christmas is a Hell of a time for someone like me, the biggest sap who ever lived.
“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
“Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!”
“To my brother George, the richest man in town!”
And see now I’m sobbing.
08.12.2025 00:28 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don’t take this as a dig because I’m absolutely part of the problem, but it is kind of hilarious how all of our social apps sort of throw the fact that they’re constantly stealing our data back in our faces in such a way that we celebrate it every year💀
05.12.2025 02:48 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
@shadowtodd.bsky.social You’re welcome 😂
04.12.2025 06:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
See Taylor? It’s actually not that fucking hard.
02.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
02.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 36483 🔁 7880 💬 602 📌 361
Charisma builds really are superior because what do you mean Mamdani had Trump eating out of the palm of his hand in one afternoon? 😭
22.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Hey everyone, I’m on UpScrolled now!
21.11.2025 22:03 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
I am so frustrated every time I’m forced to admit that Donald Trump is unfortunately very funny
21.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A femme tiefling with a curly frohawk and only one horn standing with her arms crossed next to a dark-skinned man with curled horns. Both are dressed in fantasy-inspired camp clothing
The things I would do to be in the middle of this sandwich 😩
15.11.2025 10:48 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also, if you all unconditionally support Democrats, fascism will always rise. They’re not here to stop fascism, they’re here to stop you.
10.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 650 🔁 175 💬 6 📌 7
That or when modern art is riffing off of decades old issues and people who just noticed those issues a week ago perceive that as a “prediction”.
10.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
10.11.2025 12:43 — 👍 41345 🔁 9150 💬 1387 📌 421
Democrats in Republican imaginations: “We are evil commies who are gonna give everyone free healthcare and make Jesus illegal and trans any kids we don’t force you to abort😈”
Dems in reality: “owo, pwease step on me Daddy GOP 🥺”
10.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Could someone smarter than me explain how we could be under a freeze watch when it’s 69°? Genuine question because I’m curious if there’s some meteorological phenomenon I’m unaware of.
08.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
It’s better than be prepared, idc
07.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Also, I’ve never seen The Lion Guard, but I’m told there’s a lot more lore so I may have to check it out.
07.11.2025 10:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of a cartoon lioness with light brown and tan fur and yellow eyes with red irises.
Zira from TLK2 is one of the most compelling characters Disney ever created, and the plight of her and her fellow banished lions strongly parallels the plight of the victims of Western Imperialism and how we are trained to react to people responding to systemic violence. In this essay I will…
07.11.2025 10:32 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I nearly choked 😭
06.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
My Lyft driver drove like their goal was to kill us both😭
06.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nevermind a rent freeze, when is someone gonna freeze these stadium prices cuz ain’t no way I just paid $50 for a beer, a hot dog, and some sour patch kids at a concert 💀
06.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Huh?
04.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No? I never deleted lmao
04.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Violation Reason: Community Guidelines” is enough to make me fucking rabid. WHAT. COMMUNITY. GUIDELINE??? That strike reason means less than fucking nothing.
04.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
TikTok’s “Community Guidelines” and their enforcement is the biggest load of bullshit I could ever conceive. I got a CGV and an account strike today for a video about Dick Cheney, with absolutely no information about what guideline I supposedly violated. My appeal was also rejected.
04.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Very funny to me that Sliwa is such a non-contender that even Trump endorsed a democrat over him💀
04.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
03.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 15543 🔁 2670 💬 465 📌 51
The utter incompetence of ChatGPT is genuinely baffling to me because I’ve seen people ask it basic mathematical equations and it’ll pull numbers right out of its robotic ass. We’re destroying the planet for tech that can’t even do what regular computers have been able to do for decades 💀
03.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 675 🔁 139 💬 45 📌 11
Insomnia is such a bitch.
03.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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