Owfie (Oomfie who hurts you)

Hands you this: 🌭

A greyish baseball with a smiling Dragon Quest slime face printed on it.

Imagine this coming at you at 100mph

Please help out my friend!

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

I gotta get a new urologist.

Me and Angel o Demonio hitting that guy in the head with the cinderblock

Also boss wtf how did I not follow you on bluesky???

Oh I know it’s so funny. Sending people the Bloodline story edit and being like, “get ready for some prestige tv ma’am”

Also, I watch pacific division hockey. That shit is fake too.

Well well well another random lady on the internet is mad at me for watching republicans throw each other off high spaces.

The Bride! is maybe the stupidest movie I've seen since Cats 2019. Really baffling stuff. You must see it

I am sad I didn’t put gunstar heroes or a castlevania game on here 😔

I did one of these but I clicked the Neo Geo Pocket version of Neo Turf Masters by accident and that should be the arcade version and I’m sorry Irem you shouldn’t have died for this.

Me too I dreamt he was an ant and recruited a bunch of bugs to fight evil grasshoppers voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Me, when Momotaro pisses me off: Bro, I'm going to put your ass back in the peach

Are the minions animals or are they people?

I have downloaded it and will play it soon

Someone posted on here how much they love dominant woman and I thought it was a funny turn of phrase

That’s where the pope lives!

Jon Bois is going to make a chart about how much he cares and it’s going to shoot down rapidly

I think it’s “look at my taste I’m smart”

The first Hundred Line Mega twist is somehow more grim than I expected. Mad respect!

The murkiest, briniest fishy ass seafood still more edible than a bad cherry tomato

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SNNNNNKT MEAN???

This is why I was a DC kid

Is that his Unboxing Ring?

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Well first off it’s the Kraken singular PLEASE no pluralization

Pick a Gundam characters head and do that

People got THAT pissed they traded Jake O’Brien???