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I'm in a bit of a bind with a lack of a job, I haven't had luck finding anything for the past two months.

If you're looking for a musician to be on your project, I am available, I have a portfolio set up on my website: melonadem.com/portfolio/

Boosts are appreciated!

#portfolioday #musicforhire

Never has a phrase struck me as closer to describing my situation as ‘Chud Life’.

I work with people who jerk it in the porta potty.

An extract of Randall Strossen's book “Super Squats“, published by IronMind, p. 83. Text is as follows, pertaining to adequate bodyweight corresponding to height: "What's a good rule of thumb to use for your bodyweight if you are aiming for a strong, well-developed body? As a general guideline for bodyweight, when you're talking about being well-developed and strong, consider the following system (Brown, 1967): Starting with a height of 5'0", take 100 pounds as your basic bodyweight. Add or subtract 10 pounds for each inch over or under 5 feet in height. Thus, for example, the basic weight guideline for someone who is 5' 11" would be 210 pounds: 100 pounds + (11 X 10 pounds). In terms of a general idea of what your maximum muscular bodyweight is, add 30 or 40 pounds to your basic bodyweight. Using this formula, a man 6'0" would have a basic bodyweight of 220 pounds and a maximum muscular bodyweight of between 250 and 260 pounds."

Devil on my shoulder speaks to me every waking moment of every day and says something approximating these guidelines

Why didn't we kill the first comedian with rocks and such? What have comedians given the world?

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Bread

The lapsed ones are like that and the really devout ones are Like That. A subtle but important distinction I learned over the months

Something in the wine they give at mass for this to be the case...

There are innumerable important professions that we'd be helpless without while at the same time every single practitioner thereof has to go. Healthcare is a good example

If you have four to five original thoughts a day please stay clear off blue collar work for your own good

Skin healed in a week

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Best of luck!

#少女終末旅行

Los patronos ya de por sí encuentran cada pero para sacarle la última gota de jugo a sus trabajadores, ¿usted es acaso lo suficientemente estúpido como para creer que aflojar las protecciones no va a resultar en mayores abusos?

Si le dicen que el horario es opcional usted debe tener dos dedos de frente y deducir que, en países donde la gente está desesperada por conseguir empleo, lo que va a suceder es que el patrono le va a dar dos opciones: o trabaja las doce horas o él busca a alguien que esté dispuesto a hacerlo.

He estado viendo a bastante gente que tiene la ilusión de que sólo porque un texto legislativo diga que algo es opcional va a ser así en la práctica. Vamos, ¿acaso ustedes no aprendieron que ese no es el caso por las malas en algún trabajo pasado?

International trade union delegations blocked from entering Palestine - LabourStart: Where trade unionists start their day on the net. In the last three weeks, two high-level delegations of trade union leaders from around the world were blocked by Israeli authorities from entering the Occupied Palestinian Territories (West Bank).&nbs...

Union leaders have been blocked from entering Palestine. We talked to the general secretaries of BWI and EI — who were there — to find out what happened. Essential listening - please share widely. www.buzzsprout.com/2313632/epis...

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Gen alpha kids honestly made something really funny with the chipmunk voice and slowdown for emphasis editing style. The John Kiriakou videos would still be funny but the editing is good too

I ripped a callus today and I cried like a wounded dog ngl

I don't remember how far I made it all those years back when I was actively reading American comics but I didn't really last a while I think

I always thought of Shijima as a cat and Majime as a dog.

First read of February was Mission Chan No Daibouken; I don't know if having an empty stomach helped me or not, but this was a gut punch.

Election day today which I would normally just use to drink in public but alas

I catch any of you voting for those maids I'm gonna haunt you and steal your dog man

Matsuro Palette was quite an endearing little game; I liked the core idea and the general execution was good. Story is brief and easy to digest and has a very feelsy ending.

Second time knowing french has helped me in a videogame.

Just saw a dude getting branded (as in actually branded) for a sports gambling ad while I was scrolling IG on the way to work.

Gear's too slow and doesn't kill you fast enough. You can be Superman for a few minutes if you do enough stimulants