Dave

I was always frustrated with the narrative when they were introduced “to hold Chief Constables to account”.
But they always were. To the little known or understood local police authority. Quietly getting on with the job.

It’s officially winter. The heating is ON.

Prince Andrew moving house isn’t going to have any impact on your life. It isn’t going to fix any of your problems.

Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly released Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu sparked nationwide protests after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

🤦🏻‍♂️

Manhunt after asylum seeker jailed for Epping sexual assault mistakenly released from jail www.bbc.com/news/article...

And what’s the lesson here?
What does Dave always say?

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Claudia: Wear your mourning attire

Tom Daley: Black shirt open to the navel

#CelebrityTraitors

Iconic side eye from Tom Daley there oh my god

#thecelebritytraitors

Can someone make a gif of Tom Daley looking at Kate Garraway at the graveyard!! #CelebrityTraitors

Gay Labour MP becomes youngest UK minister in almost 200 years Gay Labour MP Keir Mather has become the youngest government minister since William Gladstone almost 200 years ago.

Keir Mather has been appointed as parliamentary under-secretary of state in the Department for Transport.

How about a JAECOO?

The Celebrity Traitors will launch on Wednesday 8th October at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer.

This is my main frustration when I travel, other tourists. Peak stress at airports, where everybody seems to become the most stupid and frustrating people on Earth.

Looks nice and safe

@agilepredict.bsky.social You ok hun? 😕

Near where I live an old gov training facility was repurposed years ago to accommodate asylum seekers. It’s not a hotel. It’s not luxury.
I’ve just watched a small group of young men playing cricket on a car park with makeshift stumps, in the evening sun.
It felt wholesome 🌅 🏏
Love not hate.

The power of sleep is wild.
After 5 late shifts and nights on-call, last night was the best sleep in a week. I feel transformed 😃
And Leeds Pride ready! 🏳️‍🌈 ☔️

I don’t recall any such issues when Sir Loyd Grossman was fronting Masterchef. A much more civilised affair.

Consistency!

If you want to go to your nephew’s birthday party, you should go. If your partner doesn’t, he shouldn’t.

And how was it @eddible.bsky.social ?

What a fucking joke. Those poor, poor pensioners on £35k, with no mortgage and thousands in the bank.

Yes

You don’t want to get tickets with me to go watch it then?

It’s more than me!

I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow 🧺

Priti Patel is still a thing! Shadow foreign secretary?! Who knew???!

UK-EU deal moves on from Brexit rows, Starmer says The deal covers defence, trade, fishing, and a possible youth scheme, in the first big reset since Brexit.

The adults are back in charge 🙌🏻 ☺️

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump deal is a significant achievement for Starmer The UK looks set to be the first to get a deal since US President Trump unleashed a wave of global tariffs.

Despite all the noise, distractions and unpopular difficult decisions, it appears to me that this government is just quietly and competently getting on with the job. Which is exactly what I wanted and expected.

Trump deal is a significant achievement for Starmer www.bbc.com/news/article...

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