Old Nick🍑

My favourite POV!

Yeah, sometime I talk total bollox, I’ve never read a Cartland book but I think she goes on about throbbing members and stirring in the loins?

Thanks you so much, you’re very kind.

Oh my, so pretty, I’m feeling a stirring In my loins thinking about licking that beautiful pussy - stirring in my loins? I’ve been possessed by Barbara Cartland!

Thanks, but….it’s all gone now, the weather has got warmer so like a sheep, I get sheared for the summer!

That’s a very nice view!

That’s a club I want to join!

Oh my, that pretty, pink, pulsating, pussy, it needs kisses. 💋

The 2nd cup of coffee is the best one, or maybe equal best with the 1st, 3rd and 4th, they’re all good.

I’m jealous! I haven’t got a foreskin - can I play with yours?

What if? Well I would be very happy!

Oooh looking so dark and moody in black, gorgeous!

The NNCC is open 365 days a year, 24/7, everybody can join, just get your kit off, make a nice cup of coffee and post the picture. The 1st rule of the NNCC is - there aren’t any rules.

Sounds like just what I need (not too hard with the teeth though!)

Found these, I forgot I had them, now I remember why I don't use them, they're very uncomfortable and too big, I need something that just sucks the nips, not rips my ribs and lungs out, anyway, I had one last play before I bin them.

Thanks for that, I got so many nice comments about the fur I was worried that everybody would be grumpy and mean about the smooth version - I’ve still got furry legs, I can’t be bothered shaving them as well.

Mmmm, I wouldn’t know what to put in my mouth first, coffee is great, but a nice cock …...

I remember when I was living in the land down under, seeing a sign on a pub in Sydney - 'No Thongs’, I thought, blimey they check your undies here (some of the places I used to visit didn’t require undies or anything else - fun!)

I agree, the marvels of modern medicine have kept me alive, every day is a bonus - and the morning wood is not guaranteed, but it’s nice when it arrives!

Thanks sweetie, there’s a big sloppy kiss making its way down the internet wires for you 💋

I woke up this morning feeling like it’s going to be a good day, one part of me is getting excited about the day.

NNCC naked Nude Coffee Club Post? Yeah, you can see my coffee cup behind my tits, which I think look nice today, they’re ready to be licked, sucked, groped, spanked - whatever you want.

A different angle for today’s Naked Nude Coffee Club post.

I scored 40, I added a question : ‘Never told a lie’.

Yep, I love the feel of a smooth pussy, I don’t like calling her a hole, sounds dirty and I am obsessive about cleanliness and she prefers to be called a pussy makes her feel pretty. Yeah, I know I’m talking bollox again, just ignore me.

Nice? It would be flippin’ wonderful mate, I’ve already reserved the middle position, but I’ll swap around if you are really nice.

Now you’re talking, I want to be in the middle! I’ve always wanted to be the ‘Lucky Pierre’, something I’ve never been lucky enough to try yet. I love sandwiches, especially bacon or egg, but being the filling in a cock sandwich would be even better!

OK, because you are looking so lovely, we’ll have to start a new section of the NNCC, the Naked Nude Hot Beverage Club.

Nowhere for the wrinklies to hide now I a defurred! Hope you’re all enjoying your morning/eveing/whatever coffee and are naked, I will be popping round later to check!

Why am I hearing the Dambusters theme tune in my head while I watch these gorgeous bouncing bombs - oh I know.