dad ☭

I love my cats so much

Me after work

He’s so fucking pretty

“What if democrats responded meaningfully in this moment”

What if the world was made of pudding

Honorable mentions that I also sent:

Idk what kind of God she believes in lol

What my niece texted me vs what I sent her

I just know the company I work for secretly hates me because I downgrade everyone I can lmao yall are paying for too much bandwidth for your internet I promise you

No one will stop me from building a little neighborhood book house with only the communist manifesto in it. It’s my yard, like this is what America wants

Woke up still pissed off that Ethel Cain isn’t coming to Florida (her home state) for her upcoming tour. Still mad!!

I respect tf out of folks who can read multiple books at a time. I cannot do that

Helped this turtle across the road today, I’ve been doing that a lot, because they are fucking stupid and It makes me think that we need to rephrase the “why did the chicken cross the road” because the animal that crosses the road the most IMO is the raccoon, armadillo and the turtle.

If you EVER see me walking around in a pair of “hey dudes” just go ahead and shoot me, I’ve become too Floridian

And by “started” I mean I am aggressively outbidding losers on eBay and winning retired sets. I’m putting in some blood sweat and tears over here

I’ve started to collect all of the Lego RVs, I’m assembling a trailer park of sorts

Thinking of You x Love Galore

Fuck twitter, I’m going to put my song mashups on here instead

THIS BOOK IS WACKITY WACK OH MY GOD just graphic and made me nauseous at some points. An interesting take on a dystopian world with neoliberal capitalism elements, a metaphor for exploitation and abuse.

we get it charli 🙄

Old ass customer said that I stole her ladder and broke her phone what the hell lady, you have dementia I’m over it

Ah farttttt, ugh we need more funny people on here!!!!

Been WAITING for this one on Libby, I’ll keep yall updated #bookbsky #reading #whoelselovestoreadabookiknowido

Lmao I love how Bsky is giving early twitter vibes. I can finally unleash my thoughts again

I can’t spell diareah it is what it is

My problem is, is that I want to play like 3 different video games at the same time

We did it Joe

Just drank a sprite. All is well.

No cap I think I finally found a trans guy pop star who can sing, let’s make him famous

James Baldwin, you were a brilliant writer

Oh my god Giovanni’s Room is a fucking masterpiece