Red Ralph

looking for TALENT!!!
Seeking help on an indie project

THIS IS NOT A PAID PROJECT
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Big Phat thank you to Kas for the voice over and editing! Find him here
twitter.com/KainKasune

not everything is a conspiracy against you, sometimes you just suck and the consequences of your personality are consistent

Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.

Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.

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Do I have a treat for you!

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Thank ye, I hope I get it.

Just serving at BBQ place; I’m good at customer service, and just need money to try and fully vanquish some medical and CC debt from the same time.

You gotta call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

And just interviewing for a second job.

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Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.

I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.

Waving nine to fiiiiive 🦀

Just made a BlueSky for my commissions. Feel free to DM me for more info. I'll be sharing some of my personal art as well as commissions too :3

While not as inferior as most, I will eschew them for a cashew.

Everytime! And it fits with so many different applications of the theme!

Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.

I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.

Legit the only sport anime that made me excited. It heals a part of my soul every time I watch it.

Grocery Store music during periods of extreme distress. Alex is waiting in line at the grocery store. The first few bars of Katrina and the Waves' song "Walking on Sunshine" start playing. Alex winces slightly. The chorus starts and she begins taking Pained shallow breaths. She clutches her forehead, stifling tears while engaging in agonized whimpering as the chorus ends tih "And don't it feel good!"

Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.

A man in a helmet and body suit is strapped in the fetal position around an industrial rotor. He says "OK, my body is securely fastened to the rotor." He sheds a single tear and with determination says "I'm finally gonna spin dash like my hero, Sonic." The rotor turns on wwith a VVVVRRRRRR and the man's body becomes an ovoid blur. At the funeral, two mourners overlook his body which is not shown. One says "I don't know why we did open casket. His neck is so fucked up."

Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.

He looks like Jerry got the better of him 🤣 he’s a goober.

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.

And won’t intimidate; they’ll usually just give a professional ‘no, sorry, we can’t’ if they won’t do it

Usually college loan services have been very understanding in my experience; I haven’t used that specific one, but usually they will try to work with you.

They won’t laugh at you, though!

Why are they called wireless mice and not hamsters?

No tail. Should be a hamster.

I hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero.

I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”

I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?

Not sure if it’s from the alt history project/others you’re working on, or just artwork, but really enjoy this! Good work, love it.

That honestly surprises me, if true