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Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read: It's always been his dream to paint Goblins with Huge Asses a novel about goblins with huge asses by Emily Sackenball The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses

Back cover synopsis reads: When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it. It's not porn, officer, it's called hentai and it's an art. The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying. Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves. This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages. Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL

13.04.2025 16:47 — 👍 727    🔁 246    💬 17    📌 16

Having long hair

Pros:
• You have long hair

Cons
• You have long hair

10.09.2025 03:22 — 👍 264    🔁 52    💬 18    📌 4

UNDERTALE - Memories

Hello.

It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released.

Now, I'm looking for your memories.

Let's turn back together.

Face the flower and speak.

memories.undertale.com

26.07.2025 03:15 — 👍 32883    🔁 9387    💬 3457    📌 9272

"everyone seems to like him fine" and he's the single greatest fictional character ever

18.06.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2 guys in the background kissing and then a guy in the foreground drinking a beer. Labeled "happy pride month"

Happy pride month
#ocart #re

14.06.2025 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Every day, tony

13.06.2025 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does everyone miss tenna yet

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A drawing of Tenna from Deltarune in an iconic Sonic the Hedgehog pose

tv time #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

07.06.2025 22:36 — 👍 236    🔁 32    💬 0    📌 0

Hello everyone check out my awesome deltarune oc his name is Crazysocks McGee he is a shadowguy and he wears crazy socks #deltarune

06.06.2025 03:35 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

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An anthropomorphic mouse wearing Victorian era clothing and little glasses in various poses.

last night I doodled Wybert Maus a lot. I grabbed pose references off Pinterest and tried to translate them into mouse mode

#dndart #dndnpc

26.05.2025 20:57 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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THERE'S NO WAY YOU MADE IT YOUR PFP ON HERE TOO..... blushes and giggles and kicks my feet

24.04.2025 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A dragonborn crouched, looking at the camera. There's an arrow pointing at him with the text "crouching doogle"

a dragonborn with two outfits. One outfit is with tightly-fitting shorts and cropped shirt, the other is with a yellow and pink loincloth and a fluffy cloak.

A sketch of a young dragonborn leaning on an anthropomorphic mouse, the dragonborn is reaching for something on a counter. Theres text bubbles, the first from the mouse saying "Daugbe, I'm not a stepstool." The dragonborn replies with "Almost got it!" The mouse replies with "...ok."

A young, scrappy dragonborn with wild hair. There's arrows pointing to various parts of him, saying "tiny horns, big hair," "sharp baby teeth," and "BIG paws."

More doogle posting
(Im working on a new ref for him. which is the second image)

#dnd #art

17.04.2025 17:11 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

A dragonborn wearing slacks and a white shirt, and a second version of the outfit next to him with a brown vest.

A dragonborn and a person in a gasmask sitting on a couch, the dragonborn has a text bubble that says "Babbit my friends are fighting" and the person in the gasmask is responding with "nice"

A person in a gasmask with rabbit-like shape, wearing dirty and repaired clothing. He's bent over as if out of breath. There's text next to him that says "Prescription: 1 million forehead kisses"

A dragonborn and a guy in a bunny shaped gas mask standing next to each other. The dragonborn is much taller and the guy with the gas mask looks annoyed.

Doogle posting
(Daugbe and an NPC named Babbit)

#dnd #art

17.04.2025 17:04 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

GENGAR‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

27.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect Blue ?

27.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me: hm i should repost some art for social media reasons
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me: ah damn i dont like any of my art

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