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for fucks sake, somebody please take his goddamn phone away. Give him a "speak n spell", he won't know the difference.

29.01.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My new keychain seems pretty apropos:

29.01.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3107    ๐Ÿ” 452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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ICE is spending $100 million this year to recruit military and UFC enthusiasts. That doesnโ€™t include their salary, gear, bonuses, housing, and travel costs, which would cost taxpayers tens of billions of dollars.

#ProudBlue #FuckICE #Pinks #JollyGoodGinger

29.01.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

hanging by their feet in a dank cave.

29.01.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

poor babies... who knew being a nazi would be so hard?

29.01.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck 2026. I am agreeing with Rand Paul and shopping for gas masks... wtf.

29.01.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The DOJ is still withholding millions of documentsโ€”more

than a month past the legal deadline.

Release the complete Epstein files.

Survivors deserve so much better

29.01.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 747    ๐Ÿ” 411    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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ICE Agents Film Protesters & Immigrants as Part of Facial Recognition Push ICE and CBP are using facial recognition technology to facilitate President Trumpโ€™s mass deportation campaign. With a smartphone app, immigration officers can scan faces of people they encounter and q...

Facial recognition "being used on the street in ways that are dangerous, that are totally unprecedented in this country, and that are, frankly, blatantly illegal."

29.01.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 674    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Seems like a good video for his trial

29.01.2026 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17712    ๐Ÿ” 9062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1545    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1225

Don't fall for it, Senate Dems.

28.01.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3040    ๐Ÿ” 1081    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
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Important. There has not been a deescalation.

28.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16475    ๐Ÿ” 4548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 522    ๐Ÿ“Œ 152
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Massive anti-ICE demonstration at UCLA where thousands of students gathered to show their solidarity with Minneapolis and Minnesota.

29.01.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2770    ๐Ÿ” 771    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
Pic of Pretti being shot. Words: call it what it is. An execution.

Pic of Pretti being shot. Words: call it what it is. An execution.

ICE is trampling our freedoms and inciting violence in our cities. ICE is murdering citizens and non-citizens alike. They are a sanctioned terrorist organization. Call your GOP Senators and tell them to vote NO tomorrow on ICE funding.
๐Ÿ“ฑ 202-224-3121

THIS. STOPS. NOW.

28.01.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 379    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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๐Ÿ“ฃ Listen up TX!

๐ŸšจDouble Check your Voter Registration
Status at votetexas.gov
All states- vote.gov

28.01.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 235    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
28.01.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3113    ๐Ÿ” 1316    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

See? The polls must be rigged. Donald is totally focused on the things that matter most to people and that will make life easier and more affordable for Americansโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™„

I guess weโ€™ll call this reason number 11,780 that this guy needs and deserves to be impeached and removed. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

28.01.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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FBI Raids Georgia Election Office as Trump Expands Attack on Democracy Trumpโ€™s revenge quest over the 2020 election has reached its next stage.

I hope this story gets the attention it deserves today.

F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...

28.01.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1107    ๐Ÿ” 826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

You canโ€™t reform this.

Throw the whole department away.

27.01.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5966    ๐Ÿ” 2659    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 299    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144
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I guess he just got lucky.

27.01.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20498    ๐Ÿ” 8516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1513    ๐Ÿ“Œ 774
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The Sidewalk School on Instagram: "ICE shoot โ€œless than lethalโ€ ammoโ€”blow off a piece of a womanโ€™s bloody hand. She runs holding her hand up to try stop the bleedingโ€”before collapsing down into snow.... 2,403 likes, 201 comments - thesidewalk.school on January 25, 2026: "ICE shoot โ€œless than lethalโ€ ammoโ€”blow off a piece of a womanโ€™s bloody hand. She runs holding her hand up to try stop the bleeding...

A WOMAN RUNNING away from the SADISTIC ICE GOONS gets shot as she's running away with her back towards them and they shoot part of her hand off she then collapses in the snow writhing in pain.
www.instagram.com/reel/DT9fnkz...

26.01.2026 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 696    ๐Ÿ” 415    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

25.01.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60035    ๐Ÿ” 19524    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1549
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โ€œThis is a small enough city where weโ€™re pretty tight-knit,โ€ he said. โ€œItโ€™s not going to go well here for this type of enforcement: people are going to record, people are going to protest peacefully.โ€

โ€œWe care about our community members here.โ€

www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/h...

24.01.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2715    ๐Ÿ” 607    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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See the block
Feel the block
Be the block
๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒป

17.01.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s a weird way to say โ€œblew out all the veins on his right hand so now he has to use the left for the injections that we refuse to admit heโ€™s gettingโ€

23.01.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9734    ๐Ÿ” 2130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 929    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150
Screenshot of an X.com post by Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) saying AOC called out the media for focusing on Bidenโ€™s cognition while not covering Trumpโ€™s alleged cognitive decline and erratic behavior, adding โ€œNone of this is normalโ€ฆ,โ€ with a video still of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaking in a hallway (MeidasTouch/PabloReports branding visible).

Screenshot of an X.com post by Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) saying AOC called out the media for focusing on Bidenโ€™s cognition while not covering Trumpโ€™s alleged cognitive decline and erratic behavior, adding โ€œNone of this is normalโ€ฆ,โ€ with a video still of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaking in a hallway (MeidasTouch/PabloReports branding visible).

Mainstream media, weโ€™re looking right at you.

22.01.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4259    ๐Ÿ” 928    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Thereโ€™s no way I could vote to give ICE more money.

Letโ€™s be clear: ICE is now one of the wealthiest law enforcement agencies in this country, and they continue to prove they are ineffective and unqualified.

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23.01.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13285    ๐Ÿ” 2650    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 484    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94
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TODAY on #MSNOW: 10am-2pm/EST 7am-11am/PST-Jack Smith Finally Testifies to Congress about when our Presidementia incited an insurrection at the Capitol to steal a free & fair election & when he stole Top-Secret Gov't Documents & stored them in his bathroom. Y'know... many, many, MANY crimes ago.

22.01.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15328    ๐Ÿ” 4489    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 526    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

Funny how the right is outraged at Fanone flipping off a congressman just days after celebrating a president flipping off a working American .

22.01.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27058    ๐Ÿ” 6809    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 895    ๐Ÿ“Œ 246

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