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@katelizaburke.bsky.social

30-something cat mom do-er of all things at bykatieburke.com loves a good acronym, a fun bevvie + curse words ‘lil rhody

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Latest posts by katelizaburke.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Alexa, play ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ by Britney Spears” 🙃

09.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being a pet parent is like 80% cute, cuddly, and fun; and 20% absolutely not.

17.07.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one ever warned me that I would be rejected from so many opportunities for being “overqualified.”

08.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder how many hundreds of times a day I actually tell my #cat I love him.

07.07.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sporks are so underrated. They should be included in cutlery sets.

27.06.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

over: it all, big time

26.06.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does anyone want to join me on spiraling all the way out, or are y’all good?

20.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If my phone is on do not disturb, do I still get my nuclear bomb warning or nah?

18.06.2025 12:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me 🤝 another glass jar that I can’t get rid of because I *might* be able to reuse it for something

17.06.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sandwiches (of all kinds) are the best.

13.06.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure my #cat would trade me for a tomato if he was given the chance.

11.06.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It shouldn’t take a sob story, a résumé, or a uniform for #immigrants to be treated like human beings.

11.06.2025 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep paying attention.
Keep voicing your outrage.
Keep showing up peacefully.
Keep choosing the bear.
Keep exposing their lies.
Keep honoring humanity.
Keep fighting the good fight.

Because it’s all we—the world—have right now.

09.06.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you adult too hard all day and end up with mac+cheese for dinner because that’s all you have the energy for.

30.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mostly a note to self, but obviously take it if you need it too.

30.03.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know the world is on fire and everything is bad but don’t forget to water, rotate, and say nice things to your #plants, babe. 🫶🏼

30.03.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s THE best out there. I don’t know why or how but it is superior.

30.03.2025 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my longest (and most cherished) relationships is the one with my nail salon.

30.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eldest daughters really should be put in charge of everything.

17.03.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’d like to remind @whitehouse.senate.gov that #RhodeIsland wants this shut down too, we’re (impatiently) waiting for his public statement too. 🙃

14.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyyytime you feel like you might want to let us know that you’ll be voting NO tomorrow with @reed.senate.gov, we’d love to hear it.

#RhodeIsland and #America is asking for y’all to SHUT IT DOWN. Period.

14.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10000%

@schumer.senate.gov has forgotten today that he serves at the pleasure of the people and he’s doing the OPPOSITE of what his people want him to be—big fail, Chuck. Better big a NO on tomorrow’s vote or you should start drafting that resignation letter—you too, @whitehouse.senate.gov.

14.03.2025 00:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FINALLY some decisiveness. Thank you, Senator! Please talk some sense into @schumer.senate.gov so he gets it and SHUT IT ALL DOWN.

The American people deserve so much better than what we’ve been getting.

@whitehouse.senate.gov @amo.house.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org

13.03.2025 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Congressman, please ensure our #RhodeIsland Senators understand that the message is to VOTE NO on this CR. There is no reason we should be questioning where they stand on any of this.

@whitehouse.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @amo.house.gov @democrats.org

13.03.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Senator, #RhodeIsland is expecting you and @reed.senate.gov to VOTE NO on this CR. Please confirm that’s where you stand, with the people. The government cannot continue to run as it is.

@amo.house.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org

13.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

#RhodeIsland is calling for NO VOTES. Shut it all down, Congressman.

@whitehouse.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @magaziner.house.gov @democrats.org

13.03.2025 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Wednesday has been particularly productive—both when it comes to checking things off my to do list and yapping on the internet.

Happy to finish it with a cold glass of my favorite sauv blanc + cat snugs. Cheers to surviving another day, friends. 🫶🏼

12.03.2025 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I probably don’t pay her enough, at all.

12.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I updated her on all the things I checked off my to do list—including moving the aforementioned spin bike—and my plans for Friday.

12.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My therapist and I have an agreement that even though she may not respond to every one, she welcomes/encourages me word vomiting emails to her about anything, whenever between appointments.

12.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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