shaunathan (but thankful)

we were supposed to leave an HOUR AGO

Everyone is so soft lmao

This might seem a little *extreme* but I think you should be tried for treason for this

😭😭😭

The cooler Michael Meyers 😎

Good enough lmao

He wants me (to seize the means of production)

Like deadass this is our entire relationship

Okay so I actually do have one straight guy friend but the only time we ever talk is on 9/11

I’m Sick In The Head Sister

Him: you better not be a cunty yet unnecessary logo update when I get home

Me:

I genuinely appreciate your disdain for Scientologists. Doesn’t get talked about enough

a large explosion with a lot of smoke coming out of it ALT: a large explosion with a lot of smoke coming out of it

“Stop drinking Diet Coke!! It was tested on rats and they all DIED!!”

What they did to the rats in that experiment:

5 was so bad it genuinely made me mad lmao like how did nobody stop and go “wait, didn’t we do this exactly same story with 4? Better?” No chase scenes, goofy ass Billy ghost. Like I’m getting heated again just talking about it lmao

The apartment scene made up for it imo

“That’ll be $300 for the 3 nights”

“Okay how much per night”

Literally turn in your drivers license and apply for a legal guardian pls

Not a single good album between the two of them

“I’m not wasting pipe on this bitch” girl if i had a nickel

He figured out the first puzzle immediately and it kicked my fucking ass, not having fun anymore actually

Husband is finally playing a Silent Hill game and loving it 🥰

The best streamers are just a little tiny bit annoying

“This decision is final” is like professional heroin to me fuuuuuck I love that shit

What’s ridiculous is yall still screaming “but he can’t do that!!!” 10 years into this shit

Thank you leg day I really did take my ability to walk up stairs for granted

Wake up babe something else that Metal Gear Solid predicted just happened

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Being the maintenance guys’ favorite guest service rep is the closest I’ll ever come to having straight friends

I will neeeeeverrrr entertain any argument that Kamala Harris should be the 2028 nominee because one of two things is true:

1. She already lost against Trump
2. She won, but didn’t have the courage to call out the election being stolen

No matter which one is true *LOUD, INCORRECT BUZZER*

Me when I make up a guy and can’t call him slurs in my own fantasy