Shagbunny

A nude guy with a hairy chest, full bush and a blond moustache looking at the camera, hands on thighs.

Oh, I'm already trying to do it! Not sure I'm quite achieving it just yet, though!

Damn. Moustache ideals.

Holy whoaaaaaaah. 🥵

Here's @jerron.bsky.social who was already on my Wonderful Artists of the Sexy ( #WAotS) list, providing a gorgeous example of what put them on the list in the first place. The chonk! The beef! The presence!

An OnlyOnes/OnlyWanks?

Oh yay, looks like nobody else is using the #WAotS hashtag. I'll have to lay my mark on that one ASAP.

A nude male with chunky muscular legs moustache, hairy chest, and an erection seen from a very low point of view

May I submit? Tough to pick just one pic but I rather like this one

When someone's creating a hot drawing for every day of the year, how can you choose just one to repost for your Wonderful Artists of the Sexy highlighting? Go woofscroll @marcovargarts.bsky.social and if you want to submit a picture for his project, sounds like it'd be appreciated! #WAotS

It's clearly time to start discovering more Wonderful Artists of the Sexy (check out my list!). The colours in this college by @juderibisi.com are absolutely glorious.

A blond/greying stocky nude man with tache, smiling, with an erection

Oh! Happy birthday to you!!

If all anyone knows about someone is that they have a knob or an arsehole, all they can reasonably conclude is that said someone is a knob or an arsehole.

Honestly? Most people, I'd say, have almost zero interest in complete strangers/randoms revealing they've got genitalia/an arse hole as almost the ONLY thing they want you to know about them.

Like, wow. You have a dick, like 50% of people.

Or an arsehole, like 100%

Groundbreaking.

It's OK if you've got a blank/faceless zero-info profile, but understand that others can choose not to talk to or interact with you because they have no clue who you are.

That doesn't warrant calling them names or smearing them just for being direct and honest about not being interested.

Seriously though, WTF. I appreciate my followers even if I don't follow you all back, but if I look at your profile, I don't want to see red flags/smear campaigns based solely on someone not replying enthusiastically to a faceless message on the apps. Jeez. The lack of self awareness/respect....!

Hm, if an account solely seems to exist for attacking another user with reasonable boundaries, then that's an absolute dick-shriveler and a straightforward block. Don't need that kind of bad energy following me, or indeed, probably all their target's 2k followers. #GetALife #ThatsWhyTheyreSingle

Please do. If you're ever London way, I've definitely got time for you

Right back atcha too!

Next time you're up in London, huh?

A blond/greying man with tache and beard wearing a grey flannel shirt and nothing else, arms folded, and looking down at the camera from a height. His thick uncut cock and bush are fully exposed.

Here's a #FCF for you all on this #FatCockFriday

All the best/most effective wordplays have that frission between "was that deliberate?" and "that has to be unintentional." I love them.

Then again, it's kinda perfect isn't it?

Perhaps the word "ripping" isn't the best juxtaposition with "bottoming for the first time" 😉

Happy Birthday!

Why would I want to wish him bad sex for seven y....oh.

Well, let me know if you're ever down London way

A black and white photo of a smiling naked guy in glasses standing behind a metal bedstead, his thick uncut cock hanging through the bedstead railings

I rarely do pics with my glasses on cos of the Clark Kent factor, but I agree. So have a super rare pic!

I bet you have some ideas as to how I could contain this 😈

Well, we're practically neighbours now aren't we?

Thank you! You and themself must come visit sometime

Amazing, I'll be watching out!