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Simon Saab Isuzu

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just a guy looking for a gal who appreciates jazz fusion | 2025 GRAMMY® winner, Best Enhanced CD | edmonton ab

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an old tweet from lil wayne that says "never going to riyadh again!"

an old tweet from lil wayne that says "never going to riyadh again!"

03.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

and we've learned so much since then

03.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH NO NOT THE QATAR TOO LONG AND NO ONE WATCHES!!!!!!!!!

03.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I, for one, am delighted that motor racing, an unserious pursuit, is inconvenienced by world affairs.

I am not delighted by the world affairs, to be clear. What I delight in is powerful people having to reap what they've sown.

I could give two shits if a race happens.

03.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It's an Autechre kind of morning (Tri Repetae).

03.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just literally wagged my finger at someone turning right on red when I was in the crosswalk and I hope they remember it for the rest of their life

03.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wooooooo yeah home of the motherfuckin FREE!!!!!

03.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

From now on I'm only listening to albums released after 2010 by bands that were formed before 1980.

03.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No matter how ridiculous this band gets, they made this and it changed my life.

03.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How come all the toothpaste ads have couples in them brushing their teeth together?

03.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now THIS is the best of America

03.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STRONGER THAN NEVER EVER BEFORE

HERSHEY'S WHATCHAMACALLIT IS A DRUG AGAINST WAR

02.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Some RWNJ in an adjacent small town sent a nasty letter to an awesome bookstore for featuring a section of books our provincial gov't doesn't want people to read

People who follow the bookstore are now trying to narrow down which Roger from Beaumont sent the letter

People rule

02.03.2026 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yesssss now i can get a RUF to go with the RUF sign that I bought on Bring a Trailer

02.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

02.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 2760    🔁 507    💬 36    📌 12
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List of highest-scoring NBA games - Wikipedia

This just made me look this up and hot damn

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

02.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

everyone involved in this story and this venture deserves to see their own intestines

02.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

would it be rude to tell my coworker that the way she talks about her husband would make any stranger believe she has contempt for him?

02.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you work at kalshi or polymarket i hope you get terminal boiling diarrhea

02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck all of this

everyone involved in this decision should die

morally bankrupt fucking country

god damn us all

02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Most rational Albertans are of the opinion that the town should be dissolved and returned to the gibbons.

02.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if a real person said that i'm only a couple blocks away i can get there real fast to kick them

02.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Today I found out Bogdan Raczynski has a blog and it's not called Blogdan Raczynski.

02.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not buying anything that I need a password to buy. Fuck it, I'm done.

I just tried to buy tickets and Ticketmaster said my password was too old. Then I tried to change the password and there was an error in the middle of that and now I don't have a password anymore.

02.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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all-timer sports graphic dropped

02.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 6750    🔁 2247    💬 3    📌 184

see, this guy doesn't even know that i haven't done that

it's way easier than most people think

02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and they say there's no good news these days

02.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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a person 's hand is reaching into a box of rolls ALT: a person 's hand is reaching into a box of rolls
02.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On Facebook I asked how long Romain Grosjean was going to milk a first lap DNF for, someone asked me what the fuck I've ever done, and it's taking everything in me not to reply "your mother".

02.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0