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Simon Saab Isuzu

@bauxoffice.bsky.social

just a guy looking for a gal who appreciates jazz fusion | 2025 GRAMMY® winner, Best Enhanced CD | edmonton ab

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PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

04.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 635    🔁 164    💬 14    📌 39

If your name is Robert, there are millions of other Roberts who go by Rob or Bob.

Why not be the very first Ob?

04.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mine closed twice.

First it was The Hole In The Wall, and it was reincarnated as The Sequel Cafe.

Run by a couple, Dale and Shylah, the nicest people ever. I would kill for their black bean soup and vegan burrito right now, with the best house made salsa ever.

04.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe work buys me a 1/43 Van Merksteijn Porsche RS Spyder.

03.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

smh at these beta cuck business plans

03.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oooh or a brisket or a case of steaks

03.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wrk for gubmint

03.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ohsweken! And maybe?

03.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have now worked for my employer long enough to have earned a years of service award.

I can get a gift card but that's a taxable benefit.

I can get work to buy me something and that's NOT taxable.

Time to determine the wackiest thing $200 CAD can buy.

03.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

"I have not got a compression test, it was recommended to have it done at 30,000 miles, this only has 18,000"

my brother in christ this vehicle is old enough to rent a better vehicle

03.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in desirable yellow automatic spec!

03.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

... I hardly know her!

03.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a The Orb kind of afternoon.

03.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smartphones are on the way out.

They're not being replaced by anything, they're just not cool anymore.

03.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw a Jeff Gordon Edition Monte Carlo SS. It was midnight blue with the 24 on the C-pillars and something rainbow on the rocker panels that I couldn't really see well.

And for the rest of the day I sang "I DRIVE FAST, THEY CALL ME JEFF GOR-DON" over and over.

03.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

that said, Charles Dyson invented the leveraged buyout so he earned a special place in hell

BUT there are people who comment on motorsports who clearly have no clue how much money the Dyson family has

(it's more than you could ever imagine)

03.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people making glib "private equity" comments

YES, and if I were a company in the motorsports space I would be fucking thrilled to sell to Rob and Chris Dyson

03.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It's interesting to see people reacting to the Gridlife sale who don't seem to understand that Chris Dyson is running things. It's either that or they don't know who Chris Dyson is, which is also possible.

03.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social @410crj.bsky.social

mackerel is way better than sardines

03.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

fried egg headlights, IMS bearing, rear main seal... who even wants them?!?

03.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a 2002 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder with a lei dangling from the rear view mirror and Roxy and Quicksilver bumper stickers.

03.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big news as the @cebleague.bsky.social announces a 5-year broadcast partnership with the CBC.

Marquee matchups on CBC TV, and every single game livestreamed on CBC Gem and CBC Sports Youtube.

I'll never miss a Stingers game! 🐝

03.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right? If you're going to own one, go do stuff like this with it. Or at least autocross/solo.

03.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lunch today is a Greek salad and a tin of mackerel fillets.

03.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
YouTube video by Trooper - Topic The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car

www.youtube.com/watch?v=505Q...

03.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sure, fuck it

03.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I'm surprised he hasn't been delivert

03.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no

03.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Redirecting...

www.facebook.com/share/p/17zz...

03.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was a club rallycross event in Calgary on the weekend and someone entered a Ferrari FF.

03.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0