perfect victim

watch me post my own in 2-4 months when i do more irresponsible plant shopping 😭

i’ve never seen these grown in such small houseplant size and now i want one so bad i love the colourrr

omg friends

i do not have to worry about sushi parasites. have u seen what coca cola does to pennies bro one can and i’m clean

jk could u imagine haha… 😔

at 5.5k i stop posting forever

reverting to single celled form

i am returning to leadership for the Put Me On A Blocklist campaign

cartoon art by gerard donelan. showing two boyfriends on the phone, one a werewolf howling at the full moon sadly, and the other talking on the phone. text underneath days “No. He’s not up to a party tonight…. that time of the month, you know.”

my depression synced w the moon

affirmation of the day I WILL NOT BE NIHILISTIC ONLINE

clocking in to the inabber 2hr video doc about some influencer i don’t care about like it’s my day job

change anything at all like every new starter is already an existing pokémon

i say that exact line to myself at lunch at work every single day he’s the people’s princess

gonna take floor showers to a whole new level of party

i miss when starter pokémon weren’t like a formula of the same looking three guys over and over

wow can’t wait for another new invention that would do wonders for people with disabilities be used instead as a luxury item for rich people before we clown it into inexistance🩷

ok no more “ i left maga” confessionals i lit rally don’t care. go volunteer

i hate old music men wdym i’m too young to know this band it’s NIRVANA everyone knows nirvana it came free with being born

only a lox bagel could ever hope to fix this

pop culture isn’t something important to me but i think if sabrina carpenter ever dyed her hair brown i would kms

1. stalker appearing in the back of my reading when i asked him not to come, had him blocked , and didn’t tell him the date time or location

when the scar on my hand turns purple i know it’s below freezing. if it’s pink it’s usually low temp like 1-5 degrees

missing the excuse to be antisocial that not having an instagram gave me

so excited for weed later i’m literally shaking

me in t- three hours from now this reminded me to start getting hype

how could u ever do the obvious and more convenient thing????????? this is supposed to be hard!!!!!

family members how dare u come together to discuss politics and vote in public when u often live together and share transportation and discuss politics at home and in the car anyway

promise you’ll meet me in montauk

“abandon all hope ye who enter here” sign in the delivery room so the babies at least get a realistic start to life

beer is a kind of beautiful butterfly