You know, Colin Jost on @nbcsnl.bsky.social this weekend sounded more statesmanlike than this.
02.03.2026 14:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know, Colin Jost on @nbcsnl.bsky.social this weekend sounded more statesmanlike than this.
02.03.2026 14:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SNL made that joke this weekend.
02.03.2026 14:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I liked the version that had squashed kittens.
02.03.2026 10:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In other words, they did such a good job of stripping the knowledgeable people out of the agencies that they have no idea who's going to take over.
02.03.2026 09:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was my thought, yes.
02.03.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always reminds me of this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDk...
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It's not like there were no other seats; I had no idea why she decided that the place *I* was sitting was the best place for her to start doing this. So I packed up my stuff and moved to the other set of identical armchairs and side table 20 feet away.
Why do people do this? (3/3)
So this woman and her partner come by, she drops her stuff on my table without even asking, kisses the guy goodbye, then proceeds to sit down at the other armchair and start doing some sort of work that involves continuously talking to her computer. (2/3)
01.03.2026 15:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Working in a hotel today, and it's too cold to work outside (plus they're renovating the little tiki huts I usually work in), so I found a nice armchair pair next to a side table in the very large lobby, and have been working there all afternoon. (1/2)
01.03.2026 15:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I'm not sure "bombing his official residence to get rid of a leader we don't like" is a precedent Trump wants to have set.
01.03.2026 06:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For example, this is something that happened in Idaho a few years back. #idpol www.spokesman.com/stories/2009...
28.02.2026 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of both. Some states don't allow fundraising during the legislative session because it creates the appearance of a quid pro quo. Handing out checks literally on the floor is next level.
28.02.2026 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kenya
28.02.2026 14:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a wild story. #idleg #wyleg wyofile.com/conservative...
28.02.2026 14:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1They wrote it three weeks ago.
28.02.2026 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Didn't think I was peaceful, eh? I'll show you!"
28.02.2026 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But liver is offal.
28.02.2026 11:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So we could end up with a governor who didn't get 20% of the primary vote.
28.02.2026 11:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been to her house.
28.02.2026 11:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought only Congress could declare war.
28.02.2026 11:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg Vander woude is out.
28.02.2026 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What has his team of child sex abuse investigators actually done?
28.02.2026 01:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so sorry for your loss.
28.02.2026 01:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0King James doesn't respect my Catholic faith.
28.02.2026 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wtaf?
28.02.2026 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My daughter's boyfriend, who works at a takeaway but not one of these, was starry-eyed when Zack Polanski came in the other day.
27.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What a missed opportunity to use "Bakeries slice bread, cake prices" in the hed.
27.02.2026 07:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think they did it themselves. I think they were given messaging to use.
27.02.2026 07:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kuna's going to be interesting if they have to count the prison as population for that district.
27.02.2026 07:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0<applause>
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