TrumpMurderedMelissaHortman

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It’s unintentionally funny. Can’t say that about 9 and 10 which were just awful. Even better with Rifftrax.

“I haven’t felt this embarrassed for anyone since whatever the hell was Ben Affleck’s last performance.”

Quentin Tarantino's cameo in DESPERADO is worse than all his movies put together are good. He's net-negative as an artist, let alone as a human being.

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I hope there are some edibles in them.

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Can't watch the movie now knowing what I know about Dan Schneider.

Same for this movie.

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"One"

He's a narcissistic jabroni but fucking no.

Don't know if, when and where mine happened and don't fucking care because most of my classmates were douchebags. Class of 99 btw.

Hell, it's pointless since the growth of social media. Just reunite with who the fuck you want to reunite with no matter what time.

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Got a problem with that you racist kapo?

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That's bad how?

Oh, I forgot. Kapo is okay with WHITE REPUBLICAN pedos.

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He ain't going to the good place. Fork Trump.

How painfully, dreadfully stupid you must be

To support Donald Trump

Tarantino never ceases to disappoint people every time he opens his mouth.

Dumbass came for Paul Dano.

Add some steak.

Shampoo is underrated Ashby.

Born in 80 so that's my pick.

Movies aren't content and they shouldn't be treated as digital coupons by a studio that they can wave around to people. They're works of art that deserve to belong in the cinema and also be put on home video collections to be cherished. That's what makes them special.

Release the damned epstein files

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People like fruitcake?

saw someone say it’s better to watch movies at home. mother fucker no it is not. the grand majesty of a shared human experience is what this is all about. getting to enjoy something with others, especially strangers, is one of the most enriching things you can do with your life.

Saw this one on MST3K.

"I'd rather watch Sammo Hung in a speedo!"

Just another reason why the telecommunications act of 1996 has fucked up mainstream art in so many ways.

Losing movie theaters would be such a crisis for me personally. Like some of us are weirdos who have a constant need to look at faces, huge. It's like getting enough protein

More of this !!

I started with White Pony when I heard about comparisons to post punk like The Cure. Yeah, they're good place "nu metal."

Deftones are basically Radiohead to Linkin Park's Coldplay.

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The Rifftrax version is hilarious and even does commercials.

"Bad except for Nipsey Russell!"
"Gimmicky!"
"Forgettable!"
"Destined to be forgotten!"
"Rotten on RT meter!"
"Off putting!"
"Written by the director of Batman and Robin!"

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Kanye West