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Matt Beany

@mattsawyer.bsky.social

Generally exasperated DMs only once we know each other a bit please :) Occasional NSFW Slaphead. ASD. Doctor Who. Train Driver. Homoxual. Large.

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Jim, Charles and Roscoe, photographed just after the recording of their difficult third album.

Jim, Charles and Roscoe, photographed just after the recording of their difficult third album.

... Chilling out with his bandmates.

05.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was Marshmallow!

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Time To Eat The Rich? #BrokenNews

05.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Think ours were made in Derby 😬

05.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t seen one of those for ages! Used to get them in the bakers.

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🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently "the nudie dancer" from Roald Dahl's Tales of the unexpected is not an appropriate character for World Book Day.

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Are you dressed as a book though?

05.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stern stuff in those days!

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a man wearing a helmet and a trench coat is saying `` we 're doomed '' in a dark room . ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a trench coat is saying `` we 're doomed '' in a dark room .

One should always say DUNOON like DOOMED

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That sounds like a book. Are you sure it’s real?

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Oh and let your kids use a suitcase as a skateboard all over the concourse, that’s not ever going to go wrong is it?

05.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming kid in airport.

β€œHave a good flight everyone!”

05.03.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK doesn’t need any proper rules or enforcement. We’re all good chaps here you know.

05.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pmsl

05.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing. Genuinely thought it was from The Onion when I first glanced at the title.

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I love purple flowers.

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Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran A new poll shows overwhelming approval of such a deployment.

Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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Nice change to see a twink not looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

05.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

05.03.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s just say we have had a few problems with their trains in the UKπŸ˜‰

05.03.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Less player than useful idiot maybe πŸ˜‚

He’s not an experienced politician after all.

That doesn’t necessarily mean his legal skills aren’t useful just now.

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a goofy cartoon character is standing in front of a door and making a funny face . ALT: a goofy cartoon character is standing in front of a door and making a funny face .
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Got a #fursday meeting. Is this appropriate wear?

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05.03.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a twat anyway lol

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I’ve always said that

05.03.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0