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Comics about the world’s most addictive game, Magic: The Gathering at https://cardboard-crack.com and https://patreon.com/CardboardCrack
The Monster Hunter Secret Lair has been canceled!!! The cards barely fit the characters they portray, most of the cards suck anyway, there was a typo in one card's name, and now it's been canceled! The Monster Hunter Secret Lair has been canceled!! There was a Monster Hunter Secret Lair? I can't Keep track anymore. cardboard-crack.com
Monster Hunter Secret Lair #MTG
01.12.2025 16:52 — 👍 82 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving yesterday!
28.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Less than a week left if you want an animated zombie token! Patreon.com/CardboardCrack
25.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Evolution of a Magic Player I only play cards I open in packs or get from friends. Hmm... I guess I'll buy one or two singles to finish my deck. New paycheck means time for a Magic shopping spree! cardboard-crack.com
Evolution #MTG
25.11.2025 04:34 — 👍 117 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 1
I have a problem with always playing control decks. I want you to find ways to take the power back in your everyday interactions. Maybe it stems from not having control in other aspects of your life. Here's your bill for the session. Counterspell. cardboard-crack.com
Control #MTG
24.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 119 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1Izzet all the way!
21.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Do you have a coaster for my drink? Here, use a playmat My carpet is getting old and needs replacing. Just cover the floor in playmats! Oh shoot, I spilled some paint. No problem, clean it with playmat. 0 Tmn o Do you ever think you might have too many playmats from attending Magic tournaments? Why do you ask? cardboard-crack.com
Playmats #MTG
20.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 100 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
Wait, what are you doing? I play my lands in front of my creatures. I like to Keep it old school I attack you for three. well, do you take it? Sorry, your creatures can't get to me through all that land. cardboard-crack.com
Lands in Front #MTG
19.11.2025 06:18 — 👍 127 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1
Okay, I'll play this and then-- I concede. What?!I dreamed up this combo months ago, and have worked so hard to make this deck!Now it finally all comes together for the first time and you concede?! You're going to lose either way! Can't you at least let me see my combo work and enjoy the fruits of my labor?! No . cardboard-crack.com
I concede #MTG
18.11.2025 05:53 — 👍 192 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 1Less than 2 weeks left if you want to get my animated zombie token!
17.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I forbid you from naming our kids after Magic cards. I don't want them to have to grow up with ridiculous names! Later... This is Steve, Gary, and Tim. cardboard-crack.com
Names #MTG
17.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 145 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 4My current obsession…
14.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 53 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I hope I do well at this Avatar prerelease. Are you aangxious about it? The key is building a good mana curve. That sounds like a good aangle. Can you stop talking like that? Is it making you aangry? Ahhhhh!! Is that a cry of aanguish? cardboard-crack.com
Avatar Prerelease #MTG
14.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 133 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
It must be awesome to be so good at Magic that a store sponsors Yeah, I you. can't imagine getting free cards or money just by wearing a store's shirt. It's too bad that at our skill level we'll never do something well, there like this. might be a way... Hello?... How much would you pay me to not wear your store's shirt at tournaments? cardboard-crack.com
Sponsorship #MTG
13.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 113 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
This deck is going to be awesome! This deck is going to be awesome! This deck is going to be awesome! This deck sucks. Soon after... This deck is going to be awesome! Cardboara-crack.com
Awesome #MTG
12.11.2025 04:59 — 👍 138 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 5Thanks so much. Super proud of how these came out!
11.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I play a 5 of hearts and attack with a 3 of clubs. What are you doing? Mom took away our Magic cards for playing too much. wow, it really makes me angry to hear this! We're sorry Dad, we shouldn't have tried to get around Mom's rules. So we're using regular playing cards instead. Like my 5 of hearts is a 5/5 creature for 5 mana. Any card can be played upside down as land, and face cards are other spells. No, I'm angry at myself for never thinking to try this! cardboard-crack.com
Playing Cards #MTG
11.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 123 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0
Powered Cube is on Arena! Powered Cube is on Arena! Power nine! sweet cards! Crazy combos! A myriad ot archetypes! How's the cube going? Lost to Boros again. cardboard-crack.com
Powered Cube #MTG
10.11.2025 06:03 — 👍 91 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Hey, since you guys sit around playing Magic so much, you should make sure to get exercise. Like try doing cardio sometime Are you sure this is what she meant by card-io? This must be why Kibler is in such great shape. flick flick flick flick flick flick cardboard-crack.com
Getting Exercise #MTG
07.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 133 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 4
NEW SECRET LAIR! NICE TRY WOTC! YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME AGAIN! HORRIBLE WEBSITE! RIDICULOUS QUEUES! PREYING ON MY FOMO! IT'LL BE BETTER THIS TIME. MAYBE IT WILL BE BETTER. SURELY WOTC WILL FIX SECRET LAIRS SOMEDAY. MAYBE TODAY'S THAT DAY! YES! I'M GOING TO GET THIS SECRET LAIR! DON'T WORRY, THERE'LL BE A NEW SECRET LAIR NEXT WEEK. APOLOGIES TO CHARLES SCHULZ CARDBOARD-CRACK.COM
Secret Lair #MTG
06.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 218 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 4
Hey baby, the rulebook says there are twelve special actions, but if you go out with me then there'll be thirteen. Magic judge pick up lines. cardboard-crack.com
Pick Up Lines #MTG
05.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 53 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Tonight I want to make your wildest fantasy come true. What do you want to do? Hmmm... How am I supposed to assemble Kaldra when it's so dark? cardboard-crack.com
Wildest Fantasy #MTG
04.11.2025 06:19 — 👍 85 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0November’s animated token of the month is a zombie token. Get 2 copies by signing up at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack
03.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
I'm excited to play. Hi, excited to play. Nice to meet you. Don't forget to put out your playmat. Is it on fire? I'm playing a Reaper King scarecrow deck. That's outstanding in the field. I'm playing Sygg merfolk. Sounds fishy. I'm playing my Kiora octopus deck. Do you know how to make Kiora laugh? With ten tickles! I was stuck in a dad pod! cardboard-crack.com
Commander Pod #MTG
03.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 256 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 2Foil comics! What could go wrong?
31.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 58 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Today is the last chance to get this token! See info below.
31.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Why don't we all dress up as our favorite Magic characters for Halloween? Sounds great! Let's do it! That'll be sweet! Later, on Halloween.. This isn't quite what I meant. cardboard-crack.com
Halloween Costumes #MTG
31.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 152 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1
People get all scared of stuff during Halloween, but not me. Wait, what's your costume? There's nothing that could bother me. I'm the Black Lotus you regret trading for No! It's a night-mare!!! a Shivan Dragon over 30 years ago. cardboard-crack.com
Halloween #MTG
30.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 124 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2
Look at how she stares at me with those loving eyes and beaming smile. You know exactly what she's thinking without saying a word. My first Gaea's Cradle is arriving in the mail tomorrow! Cardboard-crack.com
That Look #MTG
29.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 127 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
I can't decide what to cut from the Commander deck I'm building. It's Commander. We can play with whatever rules we want. How about we agree to not follow the 99 card deck size limit? Yes! I can finally play all of my favorite cards in one deck! Nobody shake the table. cardboard-crack.com
House Rules #MTG
28.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 128 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 2
