wallace shardpussy muhammad crankthatbeezybea

frfs. many have been saying it about me for years

16.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the quickest way to explain charlie always sunny to you is that hes literally just me

16.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

god damn are they that fuckin tight ?

18.11.2025 09:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

is it like bad for your health or does it just prevent breast growth or something because like the breast growth is really fuckin inconvenient and i could take it or leave it

18.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hi youre a faggot yakubian keep yourself safe :^)

18.11.2025 08:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i still see ron paul 2008 stickers on stop signs around where i live but thats way better

17.11.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whys that anyway this was my plan

17.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh that rules

15.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ofc she has an ai slop pfp

13.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do it blart doe?

13.11.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it goes hard mom

13.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

loving goku is the single thing literally all forms of life have in common. its a tragic oversight they didnt just put dbz on that fuck ass gold alien disc

13.11.2025 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gemmy as always

13.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*posts the song again*

13.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thought i found a loophole by threatening psychological torture against aaron bluesky instead of death but apparently not

12.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

quick aside i know an old dude who tells me allen ginsburg tried to molest him at a poetry reading back in the day because he looked like a teenager at the time

12.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im always saying everybody uses hitler as a scapegoat for the inherent evil of the germanic racial character

12.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gimme some pretty pls 👉👈

12.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he personally typed and sent my account deletion email btw

12.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vespertine my beloved second greatest album of all time

12.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Animales en el Chu Chu Tren | Sonidos de Animales | LiaChaCha en Español - Canciones Infantiles

YouTube video by LiaChaCha en Español - Canciones Infantiles Animales en el Chu Chu Tren | Sonidos de Animales | LiaChaCha en Español - Canciones Infantiles

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2bF... ive discovered just now this one goes hard that way too... i think spanish language cocomelon just goes hard honestly

12.11.2025 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love my friends my friends are cool :)

12.11.2025 11:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

holy shit listen to the song on 0.5x speed it actualyl slaps

12.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by El Reino a Jugar Pinta y Limpia a La Vaca Lola | Aprende los Colores en La Granja de Zenón | A Jugar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0O... one of many absolute bangers ive forced my irl friends to watch

12.11.2025 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i used to have a boss who was like this libertarian self described "constitutionalist" who liked trump and it turned out he was actually cool and all his friends were trans furries and he liked old mmos and getting high off robitussin

12.11.2025 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wait i must have missed this during the bsky channel days dashwallkick is a cis dude? lmao makes so much sense now

12.11.2025 10:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

fuck it wouldve been so much better if i got banned for threatening to make aaron watch cocomelon while hes dosed. way funnier than blippi

12.11.2025 10:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hes not the first person ive known to want a red hot metal speculum unfortunately

12.11.2025 10:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.11.2025 10:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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