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I met Annie Lennox today. She said she took up lambing a couple of years ago, but her heart's not in it any more. No more "I love ewes".

28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man to run Brighton Half Marathon with Gangnam Style on repeat Ryan Smith wants to test his mental and physical ability by listening to “everyone’s favourite song

Oh fuck off

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

28.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

This is the worst song that's ever been written about a Korean bodega. #totp

27.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone in the audience looks like her stalker. #totp

27.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Potatoes. #totp

27.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally blocked Fesshole. It has the same energy as that guy in the pub who pretends he was in the SAS.

27.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not wishing to sound like my Father in 1979 . But this is fucking shite #totp

27.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

What a steaming pile of horse shit #totp

27.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is just a noise. #totp

27.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Planetary parade 2026: Six planets visible in night sky Six planets - Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune - will all be visible in the night sky.

Heard that your boyfriend took the day off work to post jokes about Uranus on parade.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jack Dorsey's Block cuts thousands of roles as it embraces AI The Twitter co-founder says he believes the majority of firms will make similar changes

Keep saying this, but in a few years CEOs are going to be wondering why unemployed people can't afford to buy their products.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm thinking maybe

26.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sappy Meal

26.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has a sausage roll instead of a cigar

26.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Blackpool"

26.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hair glasses

26.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤔

26.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will pitch it to ITV

26.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bloody southerners

26.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I suspected so

26.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Gorton & Denton. A grisled detective (Gorton) reluctantly takes in a dying friend's dog (Denton). Together they solve crimes. In the north."

26.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

I have absolutely no idea where Gorton and Denton is. #geography

26.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Morning people mourning people. #joiningin

26.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good afternoon

26.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Close. Worthing

25.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even further south than that. (Not a euphemism)

25.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True story

25.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#theSouth

25.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think you should know that I got sunburnt today (25 February) in England.

25.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

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