Matt Golden 🏳️‍🌈

If I answered tomorrow half of these would change.

Top 10 favorite horror movies?

I can only whittle down to 10 that would easily land in my greatest films of all time list, and I don’t rank from there.

🪓 The Shining
🥀 Doctor Sleep
🥚 Alien
🏚️ The Haunting
🔪 Scream
❤️‍🔥 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
📺 Ghostwatch
📼 The Stone Tape
🤡 Poltergeist
🏴‍☠️ The Fog

What ABOUT his meyehn?!

Maternal grandfather: WWII Navy veteran, educator, principal, school superintendent

Paternal grandfather: Farmer, adulterer, abusive father

Why be constrained by such petty concepts as “international war crimes” or “the US Constitution”?

People in pharmaceutical ads look like they're having a lot of fun living in the parts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe that haven't been attacked by aliens.

“My ‘Constant reassurances about our munitions stockpile’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

A quote from me - “it’s pretty insulting to see scholarship used this way when the academic humanities are currently under attack from every possible angle — as though the actual people who do the thinking and produce the scholarship are reducible to their work itself, and can be removed entirely from the equation”

Went on record saying, essentially, “AI sucks, fund the humanities” today

Like we haven't seen a diaper rash on an arsehole before.

Jean Grey watching Bobby fight Magneto in a jockstrap and harness:

Headline reading: You’d Be Surprised to See Where Many Olympians Keep Their Medals Athletes train and sweat for years in pursuit of the glittering prizes. Many store them in the least glamorous places.

A man in an army uniform sits in a suburban living room: it is Christopher Walken in pulp fiction

John Ryan ... A nation that can instantly fund war but debates funding healthcare has a values problem, not a budget problem.

This 😏👇

"When crazy people have nuclear weapons bad things happen" coming out of Donald Trump's mouth is a Monkey's Paw ass quote if I've ever heard one.

The Lone Gunmen in X-Files

They really nailed the 3 different types of communist guys who help exhausted liberals become leftists

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

Whoa.

SOULMEIGHTATE

Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

KING SORROW. Joe Hill. 2025

“‘Do you think the baby had PTSD too?’ Van wondered.”

Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power.

Mullin: “This is war.”

Raju: “You concede this is war?”

Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.”

Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.”

Mullin: *stammer

This just makes it seem like they’ve hired a fleet of very shitty editors.

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

Dogs...
#Pokemon
#Pombon

Browt

Pombon

Gecqua

Browt, Pombon and Gecqua

Somebody get a giant-ass boombox, gallons of ectoplasm, and a copy of “Higher and Higher.” Shit’s about to get real.

This just makes it seem like they’ve hired a fleet of very shitty editors.

Weekend at Dubairnie’s