Abby Evans

I love mushrooms because they remind me of eating rubber and farts

The unshakeable urge to chain myself to a tree after these budget cuts for national parks >>>

I love the universe’s sense of humor that the bathroom at work (which feels like a physical closet) is where I can experience gender euphoria by seeing myself in the mirror and when I step out I feel like I’m in a (metaphorical) closet again <333 aha it’s silly right

Overalls give me a god complex👹👹👹

Here to write unhinged thoughts throughout my week <3