Every donation helps provide year-round sports training and competition for athletes with intellectual disabilities.
Help them make waves for a great cause 🌊
Donate today: reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrdbod...
Every donation helps provide year-round sports training and competition for athletes with intellectual disabilities.
Help them make waves for a great cause 🌊
Donate today: reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrdbod...
Polar Plunge March 7th MNRD’s Bodies of Water are taking the plunge to raise money for the Special Olympics! Help them reach their goal: https://reg.plungemn.org/team/mnrdbodiesofwater
The cold won’t keep these bodies out of the water. Especially when it’s to help others achieve their dreams! 💙
On March 7th, Sweaty Mollz, Fanny Smack, and Ginger Snap of the Bodies of Water are jumping into frigid Lake Nokomis for the Polar Plunge to raise money for the Special Olympics!
These are just a few of the many items donated by local businesses and hand-made by members of MNRD 🤩
Place your bids NOW:
www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...
Bidding ends during Fanny Pack TOMORROW NIGHT!
**you do NOT have to be present at our event to claim your prize**
Title card for the Fanny Pack Silent Auction Fundraiser. Graphic includes the Minnesota Roller Derby Logo and a cartoon image of a burlesque performer holding a folding hand fan.
Composite image of three of the fundraiser items: - 2-Night Stay at Wildflower Cabin - Tickets to our March 28th bout - Wine Tasting at Cannon River In the lower right is a QR code to the link: https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/mnrds-fanny-pack-2026-silent-auction
Composite image of three of the fundraiser items: - Skater-Knit Mittens - MNRD Home Team Merch Bundle - Pamper kit from Atomic Polish In the lower right is a QR code to the link: https://www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticketing/mnrds-fanny-pack-2026-silent-auction
🎉 START YOUR BIDDING! 🎉
Along with watching all the fun and exciting performances, you can support our Fanny Pack fundraising event through our online silent auction!
Fanny Pack starts at 7pm at Amsterdam Bar.
See you there!
You won’t want to miss it 🤩 Get your tickets before they sell out
www.etix.com/ticket/p/50716645/fanny-pack-2026-saint-paul-amsterdam-bar-hall
THANK YOU Jojo Ventus, Texas Tea Cake$ (@texasteacakes.bsky.social), Purris Stilton, and our co-host, Queenie von Curves for supporting our league!
We’ll see you on February 28th at the Amsterdam Bar & Hall for all the fun!
Performer headshot for Jojo Ventus, with a footer banner highlighting the details for Fanny Pack.
Performer headshot for Texas Tea Cake$, with a footer banner highlighting the details for Fanny Pack.
Performer headshot for Purris Stilton, with a footer banner highlighting the details for Fanny Pack.
Performer action shot for Queenie Von Curves, with a footer banner highlighting the details for Fanny Pack.
✨PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT✨
These talented individuals will take the stage THIS SATURDAY for our Fanny Pack fundraiser!
Enjoy as these professionals perform a variety of routines during the night, along with several performances by members of MNRD!
Learn more and book your stay at cabininbloom.com
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Minnesota Roller Derby is Proudly sponsored by the Wildflower Cabin! Wildflower Cabin is a cozy lakeside retreat in Grantsburg, WI Learn more and book your stay at CabinInBloom.com
Treat yourself to some rest and relaxation at the Wildflower Cabin!
Wildflower Cabin is a cozy lakeside retreat in Grantsburg, WI, and is a sponsor of Minnesota Roller Derby.
Get ready for a perfect getaway filled unforgettable memories!
Thanks for sponsoring MNRD in season 22!
Follow this link to official applications:
www.mnrollerderby.com/2026/01/have-a-nice-day-2026-tournament/
*applications close April 4th
HAND 2026 is scheduled for June 13th and 14th in Hopkins, MN. More details to come!
Infographic requesting officials needed for Minnesota Roller Derby's Have a Nice Day tournament. Background image is of roller derby officials in position during a game. In the foreground is text that reads "Tournament Head Official & Games Tournament Officer" with an arrow pointing at a QR code. The QR code links to: https://www.mnrollerderby.com/2026/01/have-a-nice-day-2026-tournament/ Text is as follows: Officials Needed! MNRD is accepting applications for officials for our annual Have a Nice Day tournament HAND 2026 is set for June 13th and 14th at Hopkins Pavilion in downtown Hopkins, MN Applications close April 4th. Photo by: Ron Wilbur
📣CALLING ALL OFFICIALS📣
Minnesota Roller Derby is looking for a Tournament Head Official and a Games Tournament Officer for our annual Have a Nice Day All-Stars tournament!
Have WFTDA officiating experience? Have a passion for roller derby tournaments? MNRD wants to hear from you!
There will also be a silent auction featuring skater-made crafts, art, gift baskets and so much more!
Tickets available here: www.etix.com/ticket/p/50716645/fanny-pack-2026-saint-paul-amsterdam-bar-hall
Fanny Pack, co-produced by Queenie von Curves and MNRD, will feature performances by Queenie (and other pros!) along with members of MNRD!
Stay tuned for updates and additions 🎉
Infographic for Minnesota Roller Derby's Fanny Pack, a Burlesque and Variety Show. Event is Co-produced by Queenie von Curves. Image shows the event details: Date of February 28th, 2026 at Amsterdam Bar & Hall. Doors open at 7:00pm, show starts at 8:00pm. Graphic includes a cartoon image of a burlesque performer holding a folding hand fan.
Get your skates and tassels ready for the fusion event you didn’t know you needed…
✨Fanny Pack is back!✨
Come out to the Amsterdam Bar and Hall and enjoy this Burlesque and Variety show. This event doubles as a unique and exciting fundraiser for Minnesota Roller Derby!
Catch these skaters in their home-bout debut on April 25th at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium!
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Image listing the members of the 2026 Minnesota Roller Derby All Stars. Foreground is white text, the background is a photo of skaters huddling on the track. Members of the All Star program are: Amanda Lorian Annaconda Battlerina Bi Fieri BooBoo (Captain) Brutal Buck Hustle (Captain) Bunnicula Childish Jambino Chippa Tooth Crashy Go Lucky Crust Duggy Fanny Smack Ginger Snap Hurtrude Stein Jam Sandwich Killer Bea Laural Mighty Lefse 4 Dead Lexi Cuter (Captain) Lightning Thrash Lola Frequency Madlibs Marty McFly Nova Poysenberry Pie Primm Reaper (Captain) Rizz Russet Scam Likely Shadoux Skatey Gaga Speed Rita Stormin' DaCastle Sweaty Mollz Switch Please T-Wrecks Twisted Transistor Wheelie Nelson Whoopsie Daisy Coaches: Bizzquick, Brizuss, Chu, Kate Rage Support Coaches: Amanda Lorian, Erma Gerd, Ginger Snap, Max
Introducing your 2026 Minnesota Roller Derby All-Stars!
These passionate skaters have put in the work, honing their skills and earning a spot on the league’s competitive travel teams.
We are so proud of each one of these dedicated athletes!
Watch these amazing skaters battle it out during the Home Team Championship, next month, March 28th!
Tickets and more info at mnrollerderby.com
Love in the Time of Derby game one final score: Maul Rats: 134 Bodies of Water: 127
Love in the Time of Derby game two final score: Roller Vortex: 153 Wednesday Warnings: 114
Love and derby were in the air during last night’s bout!
Game one of Love in the time of Derby was taken by the Maul Rats, with a score of 134 to the Bodies of Water’s 127.
Game two ended in a Roller Vortex victory, with 153 points to the Wednesday Warnings’ 114.
Treat a buddy or just yourself to a derby-date this Valentine’s Day! 🛼🛼
Doors to the Roy Wilkins Auditorium open at 5pm TOMORROW, and the first bout starts at 6pm.
Get tickets here: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Valentine Exchange card from the Bodies of Water. Main image is of the team's two mascots, Scrappie Crappie and Gail 'o November, holding hands. Text at the top is, "i LAKE you a lot". photo by Ron Wilbur
Valentine Exchange card from Roller Vortex. Main image is of two RV skaters bracing. Text at the top is, "we're brrr-fect together". photo by Ron Wilbur
Valentine Exchange card from Wednesday Warnings. Main image is of a WW pivot reaching out to the right. Text at the top is, "i'd ride the storm with u". photo by Ron Wilbur
Valentine Exchange card from Maul Rats. Main image is of a MR skater looking to the side and making a two-handed C-shape heart. Text at the top is, "ur my favoRAT". photo by Ron Wilbur
Need some last minute valentines for this weekend? MNRD has you covered! 💖
Whether they’re “brrr-fect for you” or your “favoRAT”, print out these adorably cheesy cards and give them to your favorite skater during our next bout: Love in the Time of Derby!
Get your tickets to Love in the Time of Derby now: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
*Kids 9 and younger get FREE entry with an adult GA ticket
Image of a profile card similar to what would be seen on a dating app. The foreground is a white card with "Minnesota Roller Derby" across the top. The center is a group photo of the Bodies of Water, with the name captioned below, and the phrase "Swipe Right" under that. There are stylized round buttons, left is purple with an "X" in it, the right is red with a heart outline. The background image is a photo of a ripples on a lake with black outline skulls patterned over it. The skulls have hearts for eyes.
Image of the same theme as the first. Text is as follows: Age: depends on the tide Location: submerged Bio: Ancient water witches with wheels. We flirt by circling, commit by walling up, and handle conflict by flooding the track! Bring a towel.
Image of the same theme as the first. Text is as follows: Red Flags: - Always wet - Tide-dependent mood - Has multiple curses but won’t elaborate Green flags: - Hydrated - Blocks like a tsunami - Jams like a Kraken
Image of the same theme as the first Center image is of two skaters laying on the track making a heart with their bodies. Text is as follows: Valentines plans: - Flooding the track - Terrorize the Maul Rats 6 PM @ Roy Wilkins
Swipe right. Fall hard. Get hit harder.
Match with the Bodies of Water and fall in love with roller derby this Valentine’s Day at the Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium!
Doors open and 5pm, and the first bout between the Bodies and the Maul Rats begins at 6pm.
Find out how this movie ends on February 14th during Love in the Time of Derby!
Doors of the Roy Wilkins Auditorium open at 5pm and the games begin at 6.
Get tickets here: www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Parody movie poster for "Sixteen Penalties" with the heads of two skaters photoshopped onto the bodies from the original movie poster, with an official's photo in the center.
Parody movie poster for "10 Thins I Hate About Jukes" with the head/torso of two skaters photoshopped onto the bodies from the original movie poster.
Parody movie poster for "When Jammer Met Pivot" with the bodies of two skaters photoshopped over the actors from the original movie poster.
On Saturday, the Wednesday Warnings and Roller Vortex are bringing great hits to track such as; Ten Things I Hate About Jukes, Sixteen Penalties, How to Lose a Bout it Ten Jams, and many more!
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Parody movie poster for "How to Lost a Bout in 10 Jams" with the heads of two skaters photoshopped onto the bodies from the original movie poster.
Parody movie poster for "50 First Hits" with the heads of two skaters photoshopped onto the bodies from the original movie poster.
Parody movie poster for "Sleepless in Roy Wilkins" with the heads/torso of two skaters photoshopped onto the bodies from the original movie poster.
Skip the over-played rom-coms this Valentine’s Day, and watch opponents become teammates!
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High-Need items:
Shelf-stable proteins
Canned fruits & veggies
Pasta, Rice & Noodles
Cereal
Ready-to-Eat meals and Snacks
Cooking staples
Hygiene products
Donate directly to Keystone Services: keystoneservices.org/food
Tickets to Love in the Time of Derby:
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
Infographic with details on what to donate during the Minnesota Roller Derby Food & Supply Drive, benefiting the Keystone Community Food Center in Saint Paul. Items listed are: - Shelf Stable Proteins: peanut butter, canned fish, beans - Cooking Stables: flour, sugar, oil, spices, condiments - Canned Fruit and Veggies - Ready-to-Eat Meals and Shelf-Stable snacks. - Cereal - Pasta, Rice, Noodles - Hydiene Products: toilet paper, feminine products, paper towel, bath soap Items will be accepted in the lobby of the Roy Wilkins Auditorium during our next bout on Feb 14th from 5-6:30pm The image contains a QR code that links to the URL: KeystoneServices.org/Food
MNRD needs your help to continue supporting our community!
During our upcoming bout, we’ll be collecting donations for Keystone Services of Saint Paul!
You can bring any of the following items to our collection table in the lobby of the Roy Wilkins Auditorium on Saturday, Feb. 14th from 5-6:30pm.
Love in the Time of Derby • Feb. 14th
Roy Wilkins Auditorium
Doors: 5pm • First whistle: 6pm
Tickets available at the link in our bio
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
DATE NIGHT #5 TWO TICKETS TO A ST. PAUL CHAMBER ORCHESTRA CONCERT! Win two tickets to the Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra! Any seat at any concert (excluding the musician appreciation concerts in March in December) Experience valued at $140 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #6 MINI PHOTOSHOOT WITH EMILY ISAKSON & LOLO STUDIO! Win a 30 minute mini-photoshoot (one location, 20+ photos) with Emily Isakson Photography and Lolo Studio! Experience valued at $950 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #7 DINNER AT PIZZA LUCE ON BEHALF OF THE CURRENT/MPR Win a $100 gift card to Pizza Luce for a dinner for two on behalf of The Current/MPR! Experience valued at $100 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #8 YESS YOGA: CLASS PASS FOR TWO Win a yoga class pass for two from Yess Yoga! Experience Valued at $50 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
Thank you for supporting MNRD during our next event!
St Paul Chamber Orchestra
The Current & Pizza Luce
Yess Yoga
Emily Isakson Photography & Lolo Studio
DATE NIGHT #1 MNRD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT & APPS AT ZAMBONI’S ON 7th! Win a $25 Gift Card to Zamboni’s on 7th and 2 tickets to Minnesota Roller Derby’s championship bout on March 28th! Experience valued at $65 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #2 SOLCANA FITNESS 1 MONTH MEMBERSHIP FOR TWO! Win a one month membership for 2 at Solcana Fitness in Minneapolis! Experience valued at $412 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #3 MINNEAPOLIS BOULDERING PROJECT 1 MONTH MEMBERSHIP! Win 30 days of free climb, yoga and fitness classes at Minneapolis Bouldering Project! Includes 2 guest passes and 10% off their pro-shop! Experience valued at $100 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
DATE NIGHT #4 2 NIGHT STAY AT THE WILDFLOWER CABIN Win a 2-night stay at Wildflower Cabin in Grantsburg, Wisconsin! Offer expires 4/15/2026 Experience valued at $600 $5 Rose = 1 raffle entry Love in the Time of Derby • Feb 14
These prizes were generously donated by several of our sponsors and local business.
Thank you for supporting MNRD during our next event!
Solcana Fitness
Bouldering Project
Zamboni’s on 7th
Wildflower Cabin