If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 3156 🔁 743 💬 18 📌 14If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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Victorian era t-boys in your dms be like
04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"This Time It's About The Volcano Like You Wanted"
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a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits
Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.
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one at a time because you're a little bug
28.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you are understanding me So Much bun!!!!
25.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He plunges the braided candle into a big jug of hooch and turns to me with death in his eyes.
25.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jewish cowboys on Shabbat have to be like, "Soon as the sun goes down, I'm gonna tan your hide, pardner."
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Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
25.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 8268 🔁 1765 💬 93 📌 90queggis
24.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:
20.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 6108 🔁 2428 💬 16 📌 4nobody tell anyone but that shit in the photo is Not a tamarisk
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Hi everyone. I made some musical fanart for an artist whose work I really like. Please enjoy Tamarisk :)
halfslashmoon.bandcamp.com/track/tamarisk
Tomorrow is today btw. Gimme a minute
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Image of yotes
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter546.jpg
20.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 96 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 1oh uh. way too late for a real announcement. new song tomorrow :)
20.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0oh uh. way too late for a real announcement. new song tomorrow :)
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text output in a slime mold simulator that reads: Stinky Mike wants a man
stinky mike wants a man
18.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have played a video game (Cairn) and now I no longer know how to think normal thoughts
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Went digging in the archive until I found one that really got me. I hope this hits their funny bone too!
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Dennis Whitaker has nightmares every night that he shows up to work with a Welsh accent and everyone is mean to him about it
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
me when the postthey comes to my house to deliver the nonbinary
14.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unbearably sad dream on a deeply inauspicious night. i need to get less forgiving now
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