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"This Time It's About The Volcano Like You Wanted"

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

one at a time because you're a little bug

you are understanding me So Much bun!!!!

He plunges the braided candle into a big jug of hooch and turns to me with death in his eyes.

Jewish cowboys on Shabbat have to be like, "Soon as the sun goes down, I'm gonna tan your hide, pardner."

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

queggis

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

nobody tell anyone but that shit in the photo is Not a tamarisk

Tamarisk, by half/moon track by half/moon

Hi everyone. I made some musical fanart for an artist whose work I really like. Please enjoy Tamarisk :)

halfslashmoon.bandcamp.com/track/tamarisk

Tomorrow is today btw. Gimme a minute

Image of yotes

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter546.jpg

oh uh. way too late for a real announcement. new song tomorrow :)

oh uh. way too late for a real announcement. new song tomorrow :)

text output in a slime mold simulator that reads: Stinky Mike wants a man

stinky mike wants a man

I have played a video game (Cairn) and now I no longer know how to think normal thoughts

Went digging in the archive until I found one that really got me. I hope this hits their funny bone too!

Dennis Whitaker has nightmares every night that he shows up to work with a Welsh accent and everyone is mean to him about it

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

me when the postthey comes to my house to deliver the nonbinary

unbearably sad dream on a deeply inauspicious night. i need to get less forgiving now

An adorable raccoon.

it's holding him thursday

Genuinely until I scrolled up to the first post I assumed you must have painted these