🔞 joons garbage fic goblin (they/them)

does anyone here remember the twitter thread AU where seokjin was an old couch and fell in love with jk (i believe?).... i miss times when the internet was more fun like that

amen 🙏

jimin looking ethereal and soft with blonde hair during their most recent OT7 live stream

MIMI IS THE PRETTIEST PERSON EVER !!

yoongi having a black cat named seoltang is literally the highlight of my year

did i watch a part of the OT7 live while the IT guy had to fix my laptop at work? maybe 😶‍🌫️

now back to creating shareholder value 😭

patchouli - it's one of my favorite natural sents!!

he's posting dawgs the world is healing

We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.

hope

stopfjdjjdjsjdjd

source: it was revealed to me in a dream

don't ask me how or why but I just KNOW if Jimin was a drag performer or maybe brulesque he'd perform to Killer Queen and Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen 😌

am i supposed to be normal about this or can i proceed to foam at the mouth

I see no difference

gosh that is so horrible i'm sorry you had to deal with that </3

archiveofourown.org/works/70592696

everybody say thank u fuzzystarkoo on twt for providing the link so quickly !!

archiveofourown.org/works/70592696 NVM THANK U FUZZYSTARKOO ON TWT

it's so goood 😭😭😭 i rlly hope someone here knows it or i gotta hunt through the endless depths of my ao3 history

so many things happened yesterday while i was at work 😭 but most imporantly: jm looked so fucking pretty how does he keep getting more ethereal every day

help i'm looking for a jikook fic where jm is a streamer and meets jk online and gets flustered by his voice - jm works at a gaming cafe and jk later helps him fix one of the computers there?
i thought i had it bookmarked but appearently i didn't 😭

the fact that i saw the new CK pics in the subway and didn't get arrested for public indecency is an accomplishment

1000%

WHAT THE FJIDNAJGISKFNOEODF HELP ???? AMBULANCE ????

FUCK OFFFFFFF

jungkook wearing all black leaning against the wall on his elbow with a red hallway behind him

jinmin are about to show up behind him with the same pose

Artwork of Seokjin sitting on a bed with Hoseok in his lap. Hoseok's bathrobe is coming undone and slipping off one shoulder. Seokjin is fully dressed in his denim cowboy outfit. He's feeling up Hoseok's bare thigh and gazing seductively into the viewer's eyes. From the room decor and the shape of the cast shadow in the doorway, the room and the point of view are implied to be Namjoon's.

🐹❤️🐿️❤️🐨
Are they really getting "caught" if they were waiting for him in his own room? #kinkaminkart

Drawn for @hopeatuuli.bsky.social! 🤗

Full res and gridless:
www.patreon.com/posts/142128...

oh 👀 i watched him FOREVER ago but smth abt him felt... idk... off to me so i stopped pretty quickly haha

ok so the bird app is going to shit in ways i can't even comprehend so i may actually switch over to this app completely v soon

He is where he belongs.

Shoutout to @artofwinter.bsky.social (calendar) and @joonsficgoblin.bsky.social (framed photo) for always making me smile at their beautiful artwork as well. 💜

(also it's one of my fave movies ever and almost nobody of my irl friends knows it i'm so sad)