Being born is rolling the godcha.

It has come to my attention that I cannot responsibly comprehend shellfish. Do with that what you will.

Crab legs are god's blowgun.

Subway when Domway pulls out the handcuffs "yahweh"

Incredulous. "You mean a horse drew the carriage?"

We need three separate wellness checks what have I done?

I'm just sitting here trying to study, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps arousing the bards.

Why the hell are all these man made horrors within my comprehension? Like get out of there.

Did you know that the acidity in wine comes from hell? Tartaric acid is a reference to the Greek underworld.

Everyone thinks they're hot shit until she hits you with the couch de grace.

A corollary to this thought is that every nut that has been busted since the invention of the Klein bottle, has in fact been busted inside a Klein bottle.

No pullout game is strong enough for the Klein Bottle.

I tried to be romantic. She gave me the finger. I put a ring on it. The pact is sealed