Idk if you noticed but the songbirds are back from their winter vacations
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i was told social media was a waste of time on weekends and gdi i hate it when my mother is right
07.03.2026 21:20 —
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I remember the soundtrack more than the movie.
07.03.2026 21:13 —
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My lunch theme was Disappointing Burrito.
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1997 when I heard them on Baseketball. Been hooked ever since.
07.03.2026 20:55 —
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Dear Diary,
I found a new wrinkle today…
07.03.2026 15:56 —
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I am in great physical pain from once again eating a concerning amount of pizza
07.03.2026 20:50 —
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Saw them live twice.
07.03.2026 20:31 —
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full frontal noodles
07.03.2026 20:27 —
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'I saw, I came, and ran away."
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Shouldn't it be "I saw, I conquered, I came"?
07.03.2026 11:43 —
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🤘 Awesome band!
07.03.2026 20:28 —
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YouTube video by GoldfingerMusic
Reel big fish - Trendy
*now playing in the car*
“It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because I'm trendy
They're not gonna laugh at me again”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=rCVQ...
07.03.2026 20:27 —
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Caturday is the Sabbath keep it holy
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when I die I need someone to record all of my skeets into a teddy ruxpin
07.03.2026 19:44 —
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Pushing in a pull door world
07.03.2026 20:23 —
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Waffle cones filled with mountains of spray cheese... who's in?
07.03.2026 19:49 —
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“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts
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A black cat making biscuits on his side on a bed
Caturday!
07.03.2026 19:51 —
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Coffee so strong it rouses the dead.
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Might be a slight burning sensation...
07.03.2026 19:53 —
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Papa John's, Pizza Hut...
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I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that
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It's not shart week...
Also, names like Winky, Sammy,etc.
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When I think of it being almost 70 degrees Fahrenheit in a few days, I just want to _________.
07.03.2026 18:45 —
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A sharps container for my used tampons
07.03.2026 19:41 —
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My trip hazards have names...
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