James Damron runswindows95 - Bluesky Statics

For serious monkey business...

05.03.2026 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me to the hot dog vendor offering my pet snake a bare frankfurter: My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

01.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 2

Snake would be a great hot dog stand mascot tho, Rikki Tikki Minaj Dogs, get your condiments squeezed 🏆👑 Congratulations @ltvargus.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

05.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This could have been a draft.

05.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 73 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 0

Debate club is going to state this year 🏆👑 Congratulations @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social from @infiniteishq.bsky.social

05.03.2026 06:07 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I should have used crazy glue.

05.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know. It was...nuts...

05.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s crazy how self aware you can be and still be absolutely unhinged

05.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 56 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 1

Offering $15 foot rubs. Pay me $15 and rub my feet

05.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 46 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

Yes, and super glue.

05.03.2026 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Better than duct tape.

05.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I lost mine...

05.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing on a bridge with the words life 's too short for pants below him

05.03.2026 05:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*lil jon voice* YEEEAAAAHHHH!

05.03.2026 05:11 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

do you think Lil Jon still got the beat that makes your booty go 👏🏻

04.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

I know you don't like my Llama posts.
I don't care.
Llama.

05.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

What pants?

05.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is that a Llama in your pants or are you just really uncomfortable seeing me?

05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

fired ANOTHER plumber. like my problem is “hard water”???? ok bro that’s just ice like i’m not dumb

04.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 157 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 0

sorry i didn’t text you back; i clicked “close all tabs” in my brain and forgot everything i’ve ever known

03.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 210 🔁 70 💬 0 📌 0

Some diggety lots of doubt

05.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 40 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

There comes a point where no amount of cheese, mashed potatoes, old films, wine and go to music will not heal you

05.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Technically, murdering someone with an axe IS a life hack.

05.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Roomba named Teenage Dirt Dirtbag, baby

04.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 36 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 167 🔁 46 💬 11 📌 10

A black and white photo of a mostly white calico, lying on her side, looking upside down at the camera, with her paws out.

Timeline cleanse. Daphne is offering hugs to those who need them. 🖤🤍🫂

04.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 30 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

Swallowing a couple of dryer balls to soften up my insides.

05.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 90 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0

my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat

05.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 71 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

tired of your heights wuthering all the time? these heights won't wuther guaranteed

04.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 33 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything

05.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 150 🔁 27 💬 28 📌 0

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