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James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social

I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti

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Roomba named Teenage Dirt Dirtbag, baby

04.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

04.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
A black and white photo of a mostly white calico, lying on her side, looking upside down at the camera, with her paws out.

A black and white photo of a mostly white calico, lying on her side, looking upside down at the camera, with her paws out.

Timeline cleanse. Daphne is offering hugs to those who need them. πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ«‚

04.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Swallowing a couple of dryer balls to soften up my insides.

05.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

tired of your heights wuthering all the time? these heights won't wuther guaranteed

04.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything

05.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

That subskeet? It was about you

05.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

People that ask you if you're really okay don't want you to say no.

05.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the voice of broccoli and a pear in a children's app about vegetables butts.

05.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange cat laying on my legs on a gray blanket

Orange cat laying on my legs on a gray blanket

Why does the world always need me as soon as he gets comfy

05.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

love when my kittens stare and meow, then i meow, then they meow and we had a whole conversation

05.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me and my girls, flirting

05.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
A product called PEGOLAND

A product called PEGOLAND

Legoland - strap in!

PEGOLAND - strap on!

04.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bands @bbkittyfck.bsky.social could be in:

-Hole
-the Flaming Lips
-the Butthole Surfers
-10,000 Maniacs (or just 1)
-Ben at Work
-The Meat Curtain Puppets

05.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hashtagpetthedamncat

05.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fowl...

05.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm begging you all! Please, please, use more commas! 😩

04.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

bespeckled and bedeviled

05.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot in the way that I glow from within. Fueled by feminine rage and rogue hormones.

04.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Gunna wear a tshirt at work tomorrow that says "hurtin' for the squirtin'".

03.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

[taco bell 2am] *quite drunk*
Me: β€œNine cheesy crunchy chupacabras, please.”

04.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t watch porn anymore. I get too distracted by shit baseboard miters

04.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

answering everything β€œfor the love of fuck, what” until the message lands

04.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it Emergency Flashlight.

I light up when someone jerks me aggressively too.

05.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon's a stupid name

05.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I haven’t shaved my legs in two months.

β€œMaybe tomorrow,” she lied.

05.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is holding a blue cup and saying snaaaaacks Alt: a baby is holding a blue cup and saying snaaaaacks
05.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

taco time nw could fix me

05.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1