Roomba named Teenage Dirt Dirtbag, baby
04.03.2026 16:54 —
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do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window
04.03.2026 22:30 —
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A black and white photo of a mostly white calico, lying on her side, looking upside down at the camera, with her paws out.
Timeline cleanse. Daphne is offering hugs to those who need them. 🖤🤍🫂
04.03.2026 23:29 —
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Swallowing a couple of dryer balls to soften up my insides.
05.03.2026 01:41 —
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my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat
05.03.2026 02:22 —
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tired of your heights wuthering all the time? these heights won't wuther guaranteed
04.03.2026 21:03 —
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Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything
05.03.2026 03:03 —
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That subskeet? It was about you
05.03.2026 03:02 —
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People that ask you if you're really okay don't want you to say no.
05.03.2026 02:20 —
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I am the voice of broccoli and a pear in a children's app about vegetables butts.
05.03.2026 03:01 —
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Orange cat laying on my legs on a gray blanket
Why does the world always need me as soon as he gets comfy
05.03.2026 03:01 —
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love when my kittens stare and meow, then i meow, then they meow and we had a whole conversation
05.03.2026 02:13 —
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Me and my girls, flirting
05.03.2026 02:06 —
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A product called PEGOLAND
Legoland - strap in!
PEGOLAND - strap on!
04.03.2026 23:36 —
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Bands @bbkittyfck.bsky.social could be in:
-Hole
-the Flaming Lips
-the Butthole Surfers
-10,000 Maniacs (or just 1)
-Ben at Work
-The Meat Curtain Puppets
05.03.2026 01:30 —
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Hashtagpetthedamncat
05.03.2026 01:28 —
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That's fowl...
05.03.2026 01:32 —
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I'm begging you all! Please, please, use more commas! 😩
04.03.2026 16:47 —
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bespeckled and bedeviled
05.03.2026 01:03 —
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Hot in the way that I glow from within. Fueled by feminine rage and rogue hormones.
04.03.2026 17:46 —
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Gunna wear a tshirt at work tomorrow that says "hurtin' for the squirtin'".
03.03.2026 02:00 —
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[taco bell 2am] *quite drunk*
Me: “Nine cheesy crunchy chupacabras, please.”
04.03.2026 18:03 —
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I can’t watch porn anymore. I get too distracted by shit baseboard miters
04.03.2026 22:16 —
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answering everything “for the love of fuck, what” until the message lands
04.03.2026 19:27 —
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I get it Emergency Flashlight.
I light up when someone jerks me aggressively too.
05.03.2026 00:54 —
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Elon's a stupid name
05.03.2026 00:54 —
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I haven’t shaved my legs in two months.
“Maybe tomorrow,” she lied.
05.03.2026 00:54 —
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taco time nw could fix me
05.03.2026 00:50 —
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