For serious monkey business...
05.03.2026 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti
For serious monkey business...
05.03.2026 06:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me to the hot dog vendor offering my pet snake a bare frankfurter: My anaconda donβt want none unless you got buns hun
01.02.2025 16:51 β π 24 π 11 π¬ 3 π 2Snake would be a great hot dog stand mascot tho, Rikki Tikki Minaj Dogs, get your condiments squeezed ππ Congratulations @ltvargus.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social π΄ββ οΈ
05.03.2026 06:03 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0This could have been a draft.
05.03.2026 01:58 β π 73 π 20 π¬ 7 π 0Debate club is going to state this year ππ Congratulations @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social from @infiniteishq.bsky.social
05.03.2026 06:07 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I should have used crazy glue.
05.03.2026 06:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know. It was...nuts...
05.03.2026 06:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs crazy how self aware you can be and still be absolutely unhinged
05.03.2026 02:58 β π 56 π 21 π¬ 4 π 1Offering $15 foot rubs. Pay me $15 and rub my feet
05.03.2026 02:49 β π 46 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0Yes, and super glue.
05.03.2026 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Better than duct tape.
05.03.2026 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I lost mine...
05.03.2026 05:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*lil jon voice* YEEEAAAAHHHH!
05.03.2026 05:11 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1do you think Lil Jon still got the beat that makes your booty go ππ»
04.03.2026 21:00 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 2
I know you don't like my Llama posts.
I don't care.
Llama.
What pants?
05.03.2026 05:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is that a Llama in your pants or are you just really uncomfortable seeing me?
05.03.2026 04:55 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0fired ANOTHER plumber. like my problem is βhard waterβ???? ok bro thatβs just ice like iβm not dumb
04.03.2026 14:58 β π 157 π 35 π¬ 4 π 0sorry i didnβt text you back; i clicked βclose all tabsβ in my brain and forgot everything iβve ever known
03.03.2026 12:35 β π 210 π 70 π¬ 0 π 0Some diggety lots of doubt
05.03.2026 04:51 β π 40 π 19 π¬ 0 π 0There comes a point where no amount of cheese, mashed potatoes, old films, wine and go to music will not heal you
05.03.2026 05:03 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Technically, murdering someone with an axe IS a life hack.
05.03.2026 00:41 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Roomba named Teenage Dirt Dirtbag, baby
04.03.2026 16:54 β π 36 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0do you ever follow someone and think wow theyβre really funny and cool i think iβd like to watch them through their kitchen window
04.03.2026 22:30 β π 167 π 46 π¬ 11 π 10A black and white photo of a mostly white calico, lying on her side, looking upside down at the camera, with her paws out.
Timeline cleanse. Daphne is offering hugs to those who need them. π€π€π«
04.03.2026 23:29 β π 30 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0Swallowing a couple of dryer balls to soften up my insides.
05.03.2026 01:41 β π 90 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat
05.03.2026 02:22 β π 71 π 8 π¬ 4 π 0tired of your heights wuthering all the time? these heights won't wuther guaranteed
04.03.2026 21:03 β π 33 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything
05.03.2026 03:03 β π 150 π 27 π¬ 28 π 0