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James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social

I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2buszeswki7om655q/feed/aaaphve27t2ti

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They're trying a few things soon.

09.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure most of you aren’t tagging your posts properly 🚽

09.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

More room for cheese later.

09.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried it for my pain. It didn't help.

09.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I access BlueSky

09.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It was passed down by her father...

09.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's your sign?

09.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Me: hey siri

*no response*

Me: I said hey siri you dumb bitch

09.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

You look happy and have your life in order. Blocked.

09.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Watching the sunset is like getting a forehead kiss from the sky.

09.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm having a salad...

09.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is holding a blue cup and saying snaaaaacks Alt: a baby is holding a blue cup and saying snaaaaacks

I only find..

09.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't always lose my phone, but when I do I find it in the pantry

09.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you ate 🎢

09.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson says i see nothing i know nothing i was never here in a cartoon Alt: homer simpson says i see nothing i know nothing i was never here in a cartoon
09.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a piece of toast with a face on it Alt: a cartoon drawing of a piece of toast with a face on it
09.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And lye...

09.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's your sign?

09.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What's your sign?

09.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Today has felt like the longest month this week.

It's still Monday, right? I kind of blanked out for awhile.

09.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Flyleaf - I'm So Sick (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FlyleafVEVO Flyleaf - I'm So Sick (Official Music Video)

Music 🎡 #MusicSky 🎢
#Recommendations πŸ”₯
#CurrentMood πŸ’­

Flyleaf - I'm So Sick
youtu.be/iWIADZKU9dw?...

09.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I delete evidence with a wood chipper...

09.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My ex used to go through my socials and be like β€œI bet you deleted evidence”.

I did. Be quicker next time.

09.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You seem the type to wear a lifejacket every time you eat soup.

09.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

In The South, we fry everything. Even butter.

09.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just hers right?

09.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for my bad mood earlier but my vibrator died this morning

09.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
A package of "Colonel's Favorite Jellybeans" with a drawing of Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken, listing fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavors (all made with artificial flavors).

A package of "Colonel's Favorite Jellybeans" with a drawing of Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken, listing fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy flavors (all made with artificial flavors).

Chicken and gravy flavored jellybeans are definitely what your kids want for Easter

09.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Deep fried Oreos?

09.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Them..Are you twins? Me..No, but my sister is the nicer one.

09.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0