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06.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Working title was "make me look like a plasterer's radio". #TOTP
06.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Who’s this, Destiny’s Niece? #TOTP
06.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Tonight so far...
Song 1 - drowsy
Song 2 - falling asleep
Song 3 - comatose
#TOTP
Imagine what it could achieve if it was a bit more polite?
06.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Share an Arnold GIF!
06.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blanked on the word "qualified" yesterday, so ended up asking the guy fixing the bathroom how long he'd been a "convicted plumber".
06.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Was planning on seeing The Bride but got my timing all wrong and couldn't be bothered to wait for an hour.
06.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway....just seen Hoppers which was a delight. There's a moment in it which is up there as one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
06.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mandalorian and Grogu poster. Done up like it's some pulp serial from the 30s or 40s.
This is probably gonna be passable at best but I like that they're leaning into the pulpiness of it all.
06.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blanked on the word "qualified" yesterday, so ended up asking the guy fixing the bathroom how long he'd been a "convicted plumber".
06.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
You can do that? You can just shove names together and make a new name?
Garybarry
38 minutes: Red card for Micky van de Ven and a penalty given away. Underneath: 37 minutes. Is that the best two minutes of the season for Tottenham?
Amazing 60 seconds for Spurs. Absolutely flawless timing from BBC Sport.
05.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'Keep out of the black and in the red, you get nothing in this game for two in a bed.'"
05.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She also had a giant mouse doorstop that used to end up in fights with the snake somehow.
05.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BBC Breaking news screengrab. "Labour MP 'voluntarily suspends herself' amid China spy probe.
Using this excuse on Saturday and not going to work.
05.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
5 Reasons I will not be Drafted into the War:
1. If you keep asking me to do something you’ve less chance of me doing it.
2. I’ve done 2 weeks worth of batch cooking. I’m not wasting it.
3. I hate loud noises. I’d soil myself at the pop of a balloon.
4. I’m fucking tired.
5. Still watching Taggart.
As a precaution I would get a draught (french spelling) excluder. My grandma had one that looked like a snake.
Once in place, she never went to war again and as a bonus it helped keep the house warm.
Worn out today though ffs.
05.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha thank you.
05.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy World Book Day to all who observe. Atlases probably?
05.03.2026 10:13 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Fitbit app screenshot. I've done 10,326 steps so far.
Small victories and that, but this is the first time I've exceeded 10,000 steps in a day since before I took ill in September.
04.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands."
04.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1Very easy to hunt haggis as their asymmetrical legs mean they end up running round in circles.
04.03.2026 11:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jonny Wick.
Aye, am thinkin am back like.
Looks like he's about to warn Bill Murray about three ghosts.
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