Chris Lawson

Hey nerds, today is the last day to buy earlybird Breakout Con tickets.

Beautiful! But what's that down the hall... OH MY GOD

Just finished the audio book LENT by @bluejo.bsky.social. I was totally hooked beginning to end. I was raised catholic (it didn't take) and vowed never to enter a church again, but I broke my vow just a little in order to keep listening.

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

If you played his life in reverse, you'd hear the devil playing Crazy Train. Thanks for Heavy Metal, you old bat biter.

I unfortunately listen to a lot of call-in radio, and the average Canadian person believes the US will suddenly realize the error of their ways. Ain't like that.

I don't know where else to put this - the orange man isn't *failing* to run a nation. He is *succeeding* at profiting himself and allies.

Pay a monthly subscription that includes shipping, and you will receive special cover versions (signed by creators when possible) of every new book we publish. The release schedule is undetermined, but you can expect 5-7 books over a year. Works out to a discount over the year.

I mean yea, they did promote it even if they didn't commission it. I think they're salvageable but it's good they learn not to even rub shoulders with AI.

It wasn't their event or their call to use the image. They've removed it and apologized. bsky.app/profile/mong...

[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Drake meme, where Netflix and Chill is undesirable while Tubi and Ketamine is preferred.

Jane Schoenbrun

Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. Subtitle reads "stand on the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance."

Do you realize how much weirder we are all going to have to get individually to repair the balance of the universe now

Fix your hearts or die.

To sustain the emperor, 10,000 dudes are kicked in the nuts every day

*Cries in Space Marine*

They're just normal men

Which is why they don't do it!

The coolest thing Games Workshop could do is actually uphold the No-Female-Space Marine rule but only because the Empire is officially fascist and misogynistic, not the company.

Tag yourself - I'm a horned demon insisting you read my zine even while a muscle-skeleton harpoons your lung.

Everybody watch CURE.

Sample photo of whistle with mysterious smiling disembodied floating head from a stock photo. Text reads "Extremely Loudhuman Scream"

Stock photo of ecstatic, casually but richly dresses young men and women in a tasteful suburban living room poorly photoshopped so they each hold an Aztec Death Whistle in their hand. The two men are possibly the same person. One woman's slipper is oddly misshapen.

The algorithm decided I was in the market for an "Aztec Death Whistle". This is my favorite half-assed Photoshop marketing ever

A Feast For A Sphinx A MÖRK BORG dungeon crawl of gold and tragedy

We did it! I the kickstarter for A Feast For A Sphinx is live!!
Thanks @hojesofia.bsky.social and @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social for helping get through the finish line. 😊
www.kickstarter.com/projects/aba...
#TTRPG #MorkBorg

Always repost Lost Bay Podcast

There's still time! People keep going to work and return to boneless homes!

The job of the fantasy author is to imagine seriously a cool skeleton so that when you get home from work you've got a perfectly good skeleton imagined for you ready to go.

I get really frustrated with people who say they didn't like I SAW THE TV GLOW because they're not trans so it just wasn't for them. I'm as cis het as they come and that movie spoke to my soul.

I'm in the queue, teeming with unfulfilled but limitless powerrr