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Come saddle my milk white steed, I’ve seen much more than I need

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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

Cheers, what about Mccririck though?

09.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PSA reminder to make sure you’ve got all your muted words, phrases and # tags sorted ahead of the Cheltenham bore fest

09.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I watched a great programme recently, Deadloch on Amazon prime but unfortunately set in Tasmania, 8 hour long episodes putting up with the whine, my ears bled throughout

09.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Conversely What Three Words would be a great album title

09.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember hearing something along the lines of everyone in The City thought he was a a massive fraud, in that red braces signified status he wasn’t worthy of/hadn’t attained yet, like a soldier wearing medals he hadn’t earned

09.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking loathed that prick

09.03.2026 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a girl with blue hair is petting a boy 's hair ALT: a girl with blue hair is petting a boy 's hair

Every dog has his day, well done champ

09.03.2026 08:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a stuffed animal is sitting in the grass holding a crayon and a pencil . ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting in the grass holding a crayon and a pencil .

#WhenTaken #741 (09.03.2026)

I scored 735/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍3.4K km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈135/200
2️⃣📍194 km - 🗓️17 yrs - 🥈157/200
3️⃣📍755 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈164/200
4️⃣📍2.1K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈134/200
5️⃣📍2.3K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈145/200

09.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #1002
🟦🟦🟦🟦
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🟪🟪🟪🟪

09.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,724 3/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

09.03.2026 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Retired Skipton greyhound's rare blood donations save dozens of dogs Retired dog Blake, who is competing at Crufts this year, is a seven-time canine blood donor.

Good boy Blake!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

08.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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Looks like somebody got a case of “not in the FA cup”!!!…

08.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and why the fuck would you want to copy Crystal Palace of all teams

08.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hezzkewz bee but can hennyborry tell me why the fuck Port Vale have Glad All Over as post goal music??!! @mikethegerm.bsky.social @newfieldchris.bsky.social

08.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🎶 divine hammer 🎶 ❗️ 🧨 🎆

08.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gone off in the porridge cup has it?

08.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have they FA paid for the cost of installing it? Wondered that about Mansfield yesterday, dunno how much it is but seems unfair to make cash strapped league clubs pay for something they might not use again for years

08.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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CJ (Charlie Shaw) - London’s Original on X: "Full Time Thoughts: Fulham 0-1 Southampton Season over. Cheers, Marco. #FFC | #FulhamFC https://t.co/opkHGLHYfj" / X Full Time Thoughts: Fulham 0-1 Southampton Season over. Cheers, Marco. #FFC | #FulhamFC https://t.co/opkHGLHYfj

x.com/BlancosAway/...

2 things, who does this weapon remind me of, it’s bugging me, and how much gak has he done?

08.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man wearing a hat and glasses says " we are all gonna die soon " ALT: a man wearing a hat and glasses says " we are all gonna die soon "

Apropos the LDV, a quarter of a century ago!!!

08.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' . ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying `` no mercy '' .

We lost to gillingham, at home!!, when they were 91st in the entire football league a couple of seasons ago.

08.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If we get through I’d love them in the 1/4 final for Revengay for the ‘01 LDV final

08.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Went to the Wikipedia page for the song….original quote here

08.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uh Oh Confused GIF ALT: Uh Oh Confused GIF
08.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought everyone knew that

08.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is right!!

Saw them in Liverpool about 20 years ago and he was off his head, saw them supporting Doves in Gunnersbury Park west London just before Covid, tight as fuck and enjoying themselves

08.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel love - Donna summer, 2nd time on 6music today and the 3rd time this weekend

08.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

Shank you show much, but jusht a leeeedle really

08.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shexy kit, alwaysh good to shee the red & white shtripesh

08.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don’t be mistaken, don’t be misled,

it’s not male pattern baldness it’s a freshly shaved head

08.03.2026 10:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well pleased with myself on 2 & 5, no clues apart from dress and hint of a flag but got them spot on

08.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0