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Our brindle lurcher is very bald on her underside, this looks like her fanny

14.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

I cannot get past the fact that his wattle is literally tucked into his collar…

14.10.2025 09:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

😜 kudos on using “wattle” a great oft underutilsised term

14.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says and wrong ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says and wrong

Connections

14.10.2025 10:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know what you mean

14.10.2025 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

Don’t make me snitchtag Irvine Welsh, Jonathan Coe and errr you

14.10.2025 08:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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14.10.2025 08:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See Steve Malkmus from Pavement who’s done the racing equivalent of ‘the 92’, he’d use days off from touring to go to Thirsk or somewhere

14.10.2025 08:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AndthatsafinestatueofthelategreatPeterO’SullevansituatedjustbehindTheEarlOfDerbyStandATTHELINE

14.10.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Suspect they buy chisel fairly often m8

14.10.2025 08:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go to church do the people from the area, FOR GOD CREATED THE SUNDAY PEOPLE

14.10.2025 08:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well done McCririck

14.10.2025 08:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guess the racecourse

14.10.2025 08:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

That photographer is on a ‘no-fly’ list now I reckon

14.10.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hounds of Love - Futureheads
People Are Strange - Bunnymen
Johnny Was - SLF

14.10.2025 07:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A big man, out of shape, he does this for a living

14.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I well flinched at that car crash impact though

14.10.2025 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordle 1,578 5/6

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14.10.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baked > kidney, any fucking day of the week and anyone who says different is a liar

13.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Big style, with his performative beard and pass ag jokey vids.

13.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A shame he’s passed away, cause in my mind Brian Mccardie is who I see him looking like now for any adaptation

13.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can smell a central line tube platform from that era the second I hear the noise of the approaching train during the intro.

Proustian

13.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Passing references in Trainspotting but aye a big part in Skagboys where he and Renton bond, isn’t he fairly senior in a smack connection?

13.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@deadbloke.bsky.social you up to date with Task? See our girl 😜

“I haven’t had a decent shit in two days!!”

13.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He really fucking irritates me

13.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it

13.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never watched an episode of Brassic, never going to, seems pitched fairly and squarely at the bad wool market.

#NWAEOBNGTSPFASATBWM

13.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My challenge, try and find ale that isn’t Cruzcampo in Andalusia

13.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t know what kind of manure they’re spreading on fields round here but everywhere smells like the Glastonbury ‘long drop’ on day 3

13.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wuhan wet market porters, this time 6 years ago

13.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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