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Latest posts by junkyardfool.bsky.social on Bluesky

Everything ok at home pal?

05.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“I’m getting the word….NONCE!”

05.12.2025 21:27 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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On the last episode of S4 stranger things after doing a complete season rewatch in a week ahead of going in on the final one

05.12.2025 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Was so giddy at seeing some new ale in Booths I just grabbed it “oooh fresh stout!!” I didn’t inspect it to any great degree…

7.5%!!!

05.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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05.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never seen it, had no intention to, but I gotta admit “slutty secretary” has grabbed my attention

05.12.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

🎶 KELVIN MACKENZIE 🎵

05.12.2025 14:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*roars laughing at 160 decibels*

*insincere exclamations*

*anodyne remark that adds nothing*

05.12.2025 14:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer …

05.12.2025 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Timeline came together perfect there

@googlyeyecat.bsky.social
@glennairey.bsky.social

05.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Only shuffled off this mortal coil less than 10 years ago, which seems mental as she seemed decrepit and ancient in 1978, in reality barely 50

05.12.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was thinking about this on Corrie the other day when listening to the bbc sounds sex pistols documentary.

Hilda Ogden saying to (I think) Curly Watts when he made his first appearance, he had spiky hair

“ere!! Are you one of them Punk Rockets?!!”

05.12.2025 12:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
CB Ambush

They’ve got big form with each other, admittedly very historic

“10-4 lil buddy, you’ve got a bushwhacker on your tail”

www.millwall-history.org.uk/October84-13...

05.12.2025 12:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Aye aye, Micky Fabricant has had his ikea meatballs

05.12.2025 09:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find it hard to believe that anyone would say that about @reinschommer.bsky.social ….who lives in Skipton, unlike me!!!

Get your Craven facts right please

05.12.2025 09:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#WhenTaken #647 (05.12.2025)

I scored 766/1000🏅

1️⃣📍29.6 m - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
2️⃣📍4.3K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥉124/200
3️⃣📍2.7 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍580 km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥈159/200
5️⃣📍9.9K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥉85/200

05.12.2025 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just don’t lose United, you shagsacks, let’s keep the bottom 3 nice and isolated

04.12.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Yer sniffer drones are shite”

04.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would love whoever was interviewing Farage to have the wit to say, “don’t think the lad who commissioned the black & white minstrels is still at the bbc m7”

04.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can imagine Farage saying to the journo, in that fake, slow, sincere voice he deploys at times….”if and when I’m Prime Minister, I’m going to have you and your family shot!”

04.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tit

04.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Moved to a new ground on the outskirts of town, identikit type

04.12.2025 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Proper floodlights though. Mad it’s still standing given they left 5 years ago

04.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There must’ve been a clue, no way you’d know. But yes

04.12.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey guess the grounders, would you like to #guesstheground ?

04.12.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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Oh mate.

I know you know there’ll be a time when you’d give anything to go and see her but you can’t, but it doesn’t stop that having to do this is a massive pain in the arse, life’s equally shit and great innit.

04.12.2025 12:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve enjoyed it so far, comfortable enough, the only downside to age currently is just how fast everything seems to be going, feels like 18 months ago I entered this decade, 57 next month

04.12.2025 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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