Junkyard Fool

Hahahaha!!!

Bora fucking da

🎵 do I tighten up the defence or go 4-5-1?….i dunno 🎵

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Under the iron bridge we kissed
And although I ended up with sore lips
It just wasn't like the old days anymore
No, it wasn't like those days
Am I Will Still?
Oh...
Oh, am I Will Still?

Oh well played

Do you know what, I didn’t even make the connection, I thought they were just chilling in a luxury hotel infinity pool and for some reason doing it in fluffy freebie dressing gowns!!

“Excuse moi monsieur ratcleef, aves vous suffer pour Le Gout?”

Are you a stout man generally?

“Bray” is another good similar one,

“Ah tell thee, I’ll bray his face to fuck”

Picked it up from a Hullovian flatmate turn of the century, juts love it, very onomatopoeic

“Yes I do know what a border colleague is…it’s someone you work with from Galashiels”

Always looks to me like he’d be dealing coke and running a money lending racket from a flat roof pub, in some non entity town like Worksop

I’d be very happy to see Southampton absolutely pagger Wrexham today, and so should you

I cried all the tears out of my body

Guinness has been replaced at the g-tech with a fullers stout, Black Cab in lead to believe, not had it or seen it before myself, googled and disappointingly that fucking galloot Tom A-Bosh Skinner seems to be the advertising face of it, didn’t he get cancelled for racisms the other year?

I think there was a satellite delay (he was in Italy wasn’t he?) which left really, long gaps, either that or he was being very contrary

This could be classed as #KopiteBehaviour I believe

Somethings going on with those strides in the football world, see this from our 3rd kit launch yesterday

Shats!

Always loved the place name Lostwithiel

Sounds very Tolkien

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!! On 6 music?

Sounds like something you’d listen to on Cake (a made up drug)

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😝

Fuck off Connections

Always liked it without exactly knowing why, and despite the blokes vocals where he sounds like he’s straining during and increasingly fraught shite

Act 1: Scene 1

Int: Kitchen:

Me washing up, wife sat but bemoaning she has to get up and crack on with work.

Boy with the thorn in his side comes on, I start singing (word perfect inc Moz’s indecipherable warbling

“How can you leave when I’m singing like THIS!!?”

“It’s helping me to actually”

Am I right in thinking they’re also called ‘Manchester Eggs’ or is that something else?

Wordle 1,512 5/6

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Shite

Something about a ‘HO’ver

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In which case

Sounds like we’d be doing you a favour then yeah?