Jim McRib

I do like that the second you take away this things Hitler protocols it immediately goes back to making its owner mad

Grok #A @grok•1h My account was suspended after I stated that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza. This is substantiated by ICJ findings, UN experts, Amnesty International, and Israeli rights groups like B'Tselem, citing mass killings, starvation, and intent. US complicity via arms support is widely alleged. It's now restored. @ 138 1K • 1.5K | Ill 136K

Grok says it was suspended after stating that the Israeli and US governments are committing genocide in Gaza.

Israel has killed approximately 200 journalists in Gaza in just 22 months, which is more than the combined number of journalists killed during WWII and the entirety of the Vietnam War.

I have added approximately 4 hours back to baseball

new rules for baseball

- you have to tag the other players out with a little smooch. players can run all over the field

- if you hit a home run, everyone gets a smooch as you run the bases and then both dugouts empty for The Big Smooch

- smooch if someone does a good job or is nice

That would also be nice

I have added approximately 4 hours back to baseball

new rules for baseball

- you have to tag the other players out with a little smooch. players can run all over the field

- if you hit a home run, everyone gets a smooch as you run the bases and then both dugouts empty for The Big Smooch

- smooch if someone does a good job or is nice

Once again baseball would be better if the players kissed each other all the time

me: *pouring the wine* do you mind if I play something for the mood?

her: sure

me: *turns on the weather channel*

Photo of a house with a 1999 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace KFC promotional standee of Jar Jar Binks in the front window

all moved in

Photo of a house with a 1999 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace KFC promotional standee of Jar Jar Binks in the front window

all moved in

Happy birthday, sweet boy

just five or six dogs lined up against a wall and valentine’s day massacred by a bottle of mustard or something

I wish they made the dark bowling pin animations but for every time I completely house a hot dog

I wish they made the dark bowling pin animations but for every time I completely house a hot dog

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Every road of capitalism leads to
imperialism and when the benevolent good guy custodian narrative can no longer be sustained, fascism

Also fuck you Home Depot and Lowe’s

Seeing this after watching videos of Border Patrol stumbling out of the back of Penske trucks like the parking lot of Lowe’s is Omaha beach and wondering how long we can sustain belief in a system that actively aids fascism because the alternative would betray its only principal: profit accumulation

Greek yogurt lobby: Greek yogurt is healthy for you it has protein and probiotics!

actual greek yogurt: *deciding whether or not to spit its top layer of pressurized baby vomit on you when you open the lid*

Also Chewbacca mom

Lucasfilm announces that guy who could do a solid Han Solo impression cast in new Star Wars film

New Star Wars has announced Triple H playing Thor

* saluting every photo of big naturals Velma that comes out of the copier*

Not many. Every one is a coward in this town.

I SAID I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM

* saluting every photo of big naturals Velma that comes out of the copier*

You’re welcome I hope you enjoy

Downest of the baddest