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@rubberglue.bsky.social

Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.

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Billionaire Lemon Party presents: Golden Dome

28.05.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sprinkles crushed Motrin in doobie

28.05.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may β€œjust” be his stepdad, but that doesn’t mean I love whatsisface any less.

15.05.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This site needs some Dr Parkinstine

01.01.2024 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alexa, play 1000 farts
🀣🀣🀣
You're welcome

28.05.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cat won't eat smoked kipper. Who do I call to report her?

28.05.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To remove a tick, simply impose 200% tariffs on it. It will lose respect for you and get it's blood anywhere else.

27.05.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BYEBYE

27.05.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.05.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up, I'm watching Andor.

27.05.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the mf dies today, it'd really cheer up Memorial Day forever.

26.05.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was less unhappy before I used my groin muscles

25.05.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gardened yesterday and now my groin hurts😑

25.05.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't Live Laugh Love me psycho

25.05.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaker of the House is 3rd in line to the most dangerous and hated President and VP in history. 6 House seats flipping party or resigning is a solid Dem majority. Impeachment or succession is the only realistic solution.

23.05.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is dementia gpa with a pen. He's doesn't even read ffs. Replace Trump did this/that, with (Trump's) Republicans did this/ that. Wannabe Hitler is literally propped by a House of cards. Focus: HAMMER their weakest cards WITHOUT MERCY. Newsflash, any 2026/2028 solution is too late.

23.05.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.05.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ice cream will keep your insulin cold.

21.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

21.05.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk, I'm on my 3rd mug by then.

21.05.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.05.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please don't fuck this guy.

21.05.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.05.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Wally...but I understand why you went there.

21.05.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy mace is that crazy bitch that crashes your party hovers your Coke gets thrown out and then calls cops

21.05.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You smell that?

21.05.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told my son his one word replies to my texts make me hard and wet.

20.05.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr🀣
My guess Frank's A+ game getting him greens all over town

20.05.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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