Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg in Naked Gun 2 and 1/2
Quentin Hapsburg wouldβve been in the Epstein Files
05.03.2026 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg in Naked Gun 2 and 1/2
Quentin Hapsburg wouldβve been in the Epstein Files
05.03.2026 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Separate but related: I once stopped reading a Colin Thubron book because he used the phrase βBiblical nemesisβ to describe the destruction of a medieval Islamic city on the Silk Road.
I just thought, youβve mangled together concepts from totally different cultures and not thought about the words.
People expend so much energy arguing over βMaduro: Good / Bad?β βKhamenei: Good / Bad?β Trump is right for attacking Iran, wrong for doing it, etc.
Yet Trump doesnβt give a shit about any of this. Everything always comes down to: 1) Does it make him money? 2) Does it make him the star of the show?
Why does this picture of the Finnish defence minister look like Vera just interrupted a make-or-break business meeting to tell him his wife is dead (who he murdered)?
05.03.2026 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What makes it worse is, two days later, saying that heβs hoping to talk to someone in the regime to cut a deal.
05.03.2026 22:06 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
05.03.2026 18:56 β π 3543 π 444 π¬ 26 π 31I love the idea that Noem shows up to Doral, Florida on Saturday - and no one is there
05.03.2026 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βGood news! Youβre going to be Special Envoy for the *spins dial* Trebuchet of *throws dart at map* the Great Lakesβ
05.03.2026 19:04 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isnβt is either selling you a pup or has bought one.
05.03.2026 16:24 β π 976 π 293 π¬ 38 π 14
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"Are you Markwayne Mullin?"
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ICYMI: How - with very little experience - I had to somehow negotiate a solution to a weird political crisisβ¦
open.substack.com/pub/threehos...
It's cool how when you don't have a strategy, anything you do is strategic!
Helping Israel destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Grand Strategy, Much Pivot, Very Clausewitz.
Helping Ukraine destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Big Distraction, Waste of Munitions, Elbridge Colby Sadness.
Amazed to discover the extent to which the Trumpsβ family wealth was due to gaming the New Deal.
05.03.2026 08:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?
05.03.2026 07:15 β π 16451 π 5775 π¬ 499 π 484Iβm actually most surprised by how hard Jon Favreau et al seem to be riding for Platner
04.03.2026 23:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The most important British character trait is whimsy.
04.03.2026 23:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poster for Terminator 2
Watching for the first time since I was, like, 4 or 5β¦
04.03.2026 23:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Poster for Blue Moon (2025)
I want to say this is a really lovely film, but Iβd say itβs more of a play.
Gorgeous, heartbreaking performance from Ethan Hawke. Feel there should be way more Oscar chatter about him. DiCaprio wishes he had that meaty a role in OBAA.
Churchill and Roosevelt were famously dour and ascetic who didnβt kick back at all during world conflagrationβ¦
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I wrote something awhile ago about political rhetoric becoming *for show* and people being incredulous that you actually take their words seriously.
Arguably spreading beyond politicians
open.substack.com/pub/strategy...
They didn't care about the Americans killed in the Benghazi attack, they saw those murdered Americans as props, as tools to be used for political attacks against Hillary Clinton and the Democrats.
So they have trouble grasping that some Americans really do care about US personnel killed abroad.
Reporter: βPresident Trump, any words about the six Americans that have been killed?"
Trump:
Fred preferred to announce his projects once he had everything lined upβ the land, the financing, the zoning approvals-and was ready to begin selling apartments or houses. Attention in pursuit of sales. Donald would announce dreams and fantasies as if they were a certainty before he had lined up any-thing. Attention in pursuit of attention. Most often, the initial announcements came to nothing, But Donald Trump would get his headline and the glow of free publicity while building the impression he was everywhere. A day of reckoning, when reporters and the public might recognize that his announcements merely reflected the way he wanted things to be, rarely ever came.
Instructiveβ¦
04.03.2026 10:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cover of Lucky Loser: How Donald Trump Squandered His Fatherβs Fortune and Created the Illusion of Success
Now readingβ¦
04.03.2026 10:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also one has nuclear weapons and the other doesnβt. For Europeans to take out Russian assets would take things to a whole new level.
04.03.2026 09:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Matt and Bowen shouldβve stuck to their gunsβ¦
04.03.2026 09:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ICYMI: How - with very little experience - I had to somehow negotiate a solution to a weird political crisisβ¦
open.substack.com/pub/threehos...