The Testy Vanco Whisperer

Watching Court of Gold

August 2024, what a hopeful time that was. 😓

As a hiring manager, I never look for cover letters or fault applicants for not including them.

As an applicant: *trudges over to Word* I guess I’ll write one.

💁🏻‍♀️

I so wanted to troll my leucovorin for autism friend today but didn’t.

Black sesame mochi ice cream is just…muah. 💋

Back to work tomorrow after a week off. I got a taste of what retirement will be like, and it was glorious. 🥲

Killer Queen all the way.

Marking today for the 2nd best avocado toast I’ve ever had. I hate eating with my hands but glad I didn’t waste the perfect toast of that bread. With pickled onions, and sun dried tomatoes. #NoRagrets #Bougie #RetirementCanWait

Hope you love each other! ❤️

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When you leave instructions to check sampling plates over the next week but there are so many batches all done at different times.

This is the longest week ever. I can’t believe there’s today and then still another day.

I have goggle face and Peridox cough.

It’s like I was put through an aging filter.

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Thank you! Also I was shopping for a bday card for my friend, but I DID turn 48 last week. 💁🏻‍♀️😂

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That would have been GOLD! 😂

Oh my god having to click into every possible birthday card so I can zoom in to read it is the most annoying thing but I don’t want to get up to get my glasses this is 48.

I thank my stars all the time that I’m not any younger than I am.

My greatest super power is pooping RIGHT after a buffet with just enough time to get to my home bathroom.

Pam and Liam 🔥

Justin and Katy 🤨

There I said it.

I have fully embraced the reading glasses.

In related news, I turn 48 in 6 days.

Just saw it after seeing your post! They’re going to get the shit sued out of them and it’ll be completely worth it.

Please feel free to add anything I missed. 😂

*I do realize my expectations are high for people outside their element. I do, however, care about my cleanroom like I would have my first born child if I had one.

So maybe I should rename this “pointers” instead of “rants.”

Do not fix the outside of one glove with your other, bare hand.

The gloves are left & right handed.

Open the package, they’re facing you, palm up.

If one sticks to the paper and flips over, it’s no longer facing you, palm up.

Don’t touch anything in the cleanroom with your bare-ass hands.

Don’t let your sleeves touch the floor. Especially if you’re anywhere near the sink.

Nail pick is mandatory. So is washing for 30 seconds.

Estimate your size for coveralls. Then increase by one.

Bringing a non-cleanroom person into the cleanroom.

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