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Taryn

@tarynpivots.bsky.social

née bluefeet. Crossfitter, runner, pivot lover, wannabe woodworker. Blue badge holder. Ex-Stack Overflow DBRE. Former SQL MVP. Opinions are mine... she/her

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Nope

08.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s time!

08.11.2025 20:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You did them purposely?!?

06.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The shift in Connecticut tonight is seismic. Possibly unprecedented. Loads of towns flipped from Republican to Democratic control.

A partial list:

Ansonia
Bethany
Branford
Bristol
Brooklyn
East Granby
Ellington
Enfield
Farmington
Milford
New Britain
New Fairfield
Norwich
Plymouth
Rocky Hill

05.11.2025 09:50 — 👍 3004    🔁 555    💬 70    📌 58

Let me look through my stash and chat with my mom about the ones he made and I will let you know.

05.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I appreciate that ❤️❤️

05.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is true. The physical toll was too much but if you have details on what you would like I have a few things still around and honestly I think I have a stack of boards that my dad made but didn’t get to sell before he passed.

05.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice board 😘❤️

05.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Well mine typically butter, bacon bits and cheese

05.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was wondering if it was just a baked potato you carried in your pocket

05.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jacket potato??

05.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well my much needed time off to decompress next week just got completely blown up and we are gonna have to cancel.

04.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I suggest getting some

03.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Squeeee! We got tickets to see Florence & the Machine!

03.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

What’s daylight saving time??

01.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just want someone even if it’s not another dog to play with them.

30.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay strong.

Or on second thought, fuck it and get whatever you want

29.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the ball gets stolen 😢😢💔💔💔

29.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re so judgmental, Drew!

28.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you and my wife related???

26.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have officially reached the age for a shingles vaccine.

First shot today.

Expect to be dead sick tomorrow

24.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It works surprisingly well

23.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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just get a mouse mover www.amazon.com/dp/B0CC33VVHT

23.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A graph that shows the CPU, IO, Memory and DTU usage of a database. At approximately 10:30am on the graph the metrics of the CPU and DTU dropped about 10%.

A graph that shows the CPU, IO, Memory and DTU usage of a database. At approximately 10:30am on the graph the metrics of the CPU and DTU dropped about 10%.

I don't post much about work, but today I added an index on a database for one of our top regressed queries. It resulted in a noticeable drop in CPU. Execution time dropped 83% and this is for a query that executes ~10k times an hour on just this DB. Now to deploy to the 22k other DBs. #sqlserver

23.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

52. A new one every week.

23.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yellow box cake with chocolate frosting. Basic but delicious

22.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I’m sure you can have a box cake and some frosting delivered. I’m not fancy, I’m basic. Don’t need a fancy cake.

22.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was delicious. I finished all of it.

22.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds much healthier than what I just ate.

Two very large pieces of leftover birthday cake. 🍰🍰

22.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s the shot!! Nice board and nice dinner. 😘❤️

22.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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