I've been lazy, so take two of these and call me in the morning.
29.10.2025 06:16 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@tolcatte.bsky.social
Two Mithras, a Dullahan, and a dragon run a cafe~ FFXIV player and Gacha Game fan// FFXIV collabs and DMs open// Mare negotiable // Minors DNI, most likely NSFW
I've been lazy, so take two of these and call me in the morning.
29.10.2025 06:16 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Hm? I just trying to decompress my back. You think I'm immune to back pain?"
"...now get over here and help me crack it."
It's pretty alright~
23.10.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haha, not quite the response I was expecting, but its good to be prepared~
23.10.2025 06:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One is an alcoholic, one is a skater, and one is a kleptomaniac.
...are you gonna fall for it again?
EEEEK! Joanna! The sassiest lizard of the 90s! โค๏ธ
20.10.2025 06:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Zephi thought she was being smart sending the fox to be diplomatic...
20.10.2025 06:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it for roulettes before maintenance... something 'came' up."
16.10.2025 05:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The stakes (and other things!) were raised in the sequel rematch!
With @10thSpice!
So the meat in the cutscene scales up to your character's size.
This rack is bigger than the Palico...
Think fast~!
04.10.2025 20:38 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not a morning person...
04.10.2025 08:28 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Told ya I keep this place well stocked!" w/ @tolcatte.bsky.social
02.10.2025 02:41 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The classic vs the potential upgrade~
(Your car hood is getting dented to fuck, my bad)
I did not hire this lizard to stare at you.
She is too expensive.
You can't afford her either.
May god have mercy on your souls
No, she didn't forget about her plans to hang out with @nsfwlime.bsky.social
No, she didn't oversleep by a few hours
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
POV: You invited the cute foxgirl to go shooting... and she shows up with her own gear.
28.09.2025 08:00 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"You beat me at basketball, so you took a date as your prize?"
"...you could've just asked normally."
"Hm? I didn't say anything bro. Let's have fun, I guess~"
PSA for those who are confused by the fox's antics
23.09.2025 05:48 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0"Moo one more time, I dare you."
Zephi is not a morning person.
"Bro! That is not how you play D!"
22.09.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Challenge me to basketball? You're on, loser!"
21.09.2025 06:24 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You finally catch your tomboy friend not hiding under her baggy clothes. You think she knows you're watching?
(Spoiler: She knows...)
"Want some mega stuffed cookies?"
"...dude? You okay? You're just staring off into space. I asked if you wanted to try some cookies I made?"
This one shot almost broke me.
Worth the read
Bring it on, tiny~ โค๏ธ
18.09.2025 05:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Given how her tussles with Nidhogg and Hraevelgr went....
Very confident~
Yes, she's ten feet tall.
Yes, she can bench press a dragon.
And yes, I love looking at her back.
Someone asked "Did she do her part of the group report?"
"...definitely."
(Her ass was not doing homework. And that's her fourth drink since she's been there.)