Plantation caught on fire today. Flames got put out. And started right back up elsewhere in the house 🫢
Enjoy!
16.05.2025 06:37 — 👍 1981 🔁 433 💬 148 📌 346
In the age of #Sinners, this feels VERY fitting.
16.05.2025 10:52 — 👍 266 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 5
This is exactly something I have been trying to remind people of for ages - something being "a joke" doesn't absolve it of its core nature.
A racist joke is still racist
A sexist joke is still sexist
A sexually harassing joke is still sexual harassment
Jokes are not absolution for their content.
16.05.2025 18:26 — 👍 234 🔁 69 💬 1 📌 2
Eboni Hogan made this in 2020. The resemblance is uncanny.
16.05.2025 19:41 — 👍 46 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
but seashells!
17.05.2025 01:56 — 👍 23035 🔁 7346 💬 1766 📌 730
Hey folks, elections happen all the time in our country. There are two consequential elections coming up.
So, if you want something to do with all that anxious energy, this is it, phone back.
Help Gay & Josh flip Congress.
This matters for all of us!
29.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 20 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
29.03.2025 13:12 — 👍 41392 🔁 6956 💬 834 📌 268
Dear all foreign friends outside the United States,
Our country is big. Like really big. Like so much bigger than you ken. Our states are bigger than many countries, and there's 50 of them.
So when you wonder why we are not all marching on DC
I live 2,500 miles (4000 km) from the White House
29.03.2025 17:47 — 👍 20953 🔁 3172 💬 1513 📌 469
The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment.
Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
29.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 26645 🔁 6536 💬 914 📌 477
Hiring your brother is the original affirmative action for white people.
29.03.2025 18:03 — 👍 47880 🔁 8555 💬 727 📌 216
When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public
29.03.2025 16:44 — 👍 34315 🔁 10900 💬 653 📌 461
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
15.03.2025 01:10 — 👍 10181 🔁 955 💬 100 📌 72
Huge march in New York today protesting the illegal DOGE cuts
15.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 36645 🔁 8396 💬 509 📌 366
a man holding a microphone with the words they drink a lot behind him
ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words they drink a lot behind him
Mum is on vacation for the last two weeks and apparently the local grocery store sommelier asked where she was after seeing my dad come in without her
03.03.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@canada, HELP!
15.02.2025 06:56 — 👍 442 🔁 39 💬 31 📌 7
Sheryl Crow:
“My parents always said you are who you hang out with.
There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with. So long Tesla.
Money donated to NPR, which is under threat by President Musk, in hopes the truth will…find its way to those willing to know [it].”
15.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 16344 🔁 2969 💬 344 📌 368
The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”
Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?
For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
15.02.2025 13:47 — 👍 30268 🔁 2919 💬 651 📌 177
Nah Kendrick really the goat. Cole and Drake said "big as the superbowl" and that nigga Kendrick went and got it 😭
14.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 238 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0
“Negroes - sweet & docile, meek, humble and kind: beware the day they change their mind” -Langston Hughes
14.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 12 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
14.02.2025 07:07 — 👍 41077 🔁 10575 💬 1015 📌 899
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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13.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 49770 🔁 16892 💬 1190 📌 664
The SDNY Eric Adams scandal is so blatantly and unquestionably corrupt that there isn’t even the slightest veneer of legitimacy.
They’re not even trying to display a veneer of legitimacy.
13.02.2025 23:23 — 👍 1045 🔁 159 💬 30 📌 2
Exactly.
12.02.2025 05:30 — 👍 215 🔁 80 💬 1 📌 3
Just saw a county commissioner person post about wanting to try doge on the local level, and like, does everyone have brain worms?!?!
12.02.2025 04:39 — 👍 516 🔁 38 💬 47 📌 7
Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"
12.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 81311 🔁 13569 💬 2485 📌 1229
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