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@hoochieprophet.bsky.social

Writer/Artist sometimes โ€ข Lover of Black Women ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ–ค โ€ข Libra โ˜€๏ธ Cancer ๐ŸŒ™ Aries โฌ†๏ธ

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If we could add our blue skies to Monopoly Go the shit talking on the skyline would be epic, like imaging getting jumped cause you're a serial thief ?

26.02.2026 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Learning Haitian on duolingo (I know, youn gotta tell me) has me wondering if Rihanna said Sa k pasรฉ? At the beginning of Man Down because it sure sounds like it

26.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chile listen, apple stole gas money from me for the last time. I replaced my 15 with a Motorola razr 2025 and just started downloading music from the web again.

26.02.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ NOW! I! GOOOOT YOU! IN! MY! SPACE! I WOOON'T! LET! GO OF YOOOUU!!

26.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not they said they gone embarrass you until you buy premium

26.02.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that baby shower food is a thing. I love being Black.

26.02.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Writing fanfiction about Noaya Zenin becoming absolutely pathetic for the black nanny hired to teach the Zenin children how to speak English, and the whole time he's miserable because she treats him like a misbehaving child >>>> I love making him miserable

26.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ikr?? Insane

25.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somebody at my local chipotle likes me a lot, me thinks, because look at this big ass burrito

25.02.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're very welcome, I hope you find it just as fascinating as I do

25.02.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

North 02 has a lot of dope videos on the many different types of humans, so I suggest starting with him. ExtinctZoo has more videos about prehistory animals and dinosaurs

25.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH. OKAY!!

25.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump/Musk is flooding the zone, here is how you keep up: Trump taking cash bribes from oligarchs in exchange for power, Oligarchs steal from US gutting safety & opportunity for working families, Trump/Oligarchs doing horrible things to innocent people to distract US from their crimes against US.

02.02.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1087    ๐Ÿ” 366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

I'm so tickled by the NYC snow shovelers, young ppl happy to have a city job that pays well, even if it's temporary. See, ppl want to work, they just want to be paid well.

25.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Traveling through Asia

25.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel the same way, plus orange chicken. Who knew putting an orange on chicken would make it so delectable

25.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And put that sauce on some fried chicken wings?!?! My gawd

25.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, what strain. WHAT STRAIN?

25.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, a Libra with a Cancer moon, aries rising, and Scorpio Venus being attacked unprovoked:

25.02.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watch all my stuff on YouTube, check out North 02 and ExtinctZoo as they're my two favorite prehistory YouTubers

25.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send that man to a psych ward, to hell, anywhere but to a black woman

25.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funnily enough, hoodoo also says seeing a snake in your dreams could mean someone close to you will betray you. I'm used to betrayal and close friends dying though, so I think I will be alright

25.02.2026 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2 was feisty. Like picture a green snake the size of a shoe string and that's what that snake looked like.

25.02.2026 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fine girl, I was just getting a few answers that were kinda smartaliec you know? Also I do find some outlooks from other people who are woo woo fascinating. This dream isn't the first I've seen or interacted with snakes in, but it is the first where the big snake was chill and the small 1/2

25.02.2026 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

25.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2301    ๐Ÿ” 384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sparted??

25.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is some BS, now in article form!

USPS workers withheld this woman's mail for years bc they didn't like that a Black woman was renting property to white people

Now the Supreme Court won't let her tort suit move forward bc you can't sue over "lost" mail ๐Ÿฅด

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/posta...

25.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The SAVE ACT should prevent him from voting!

25.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dear Womenโ€™s USA Olympic Hockey Team โ€” First, congratulations! Second: I drove race cars for 19 yrs & the amount of misogynistic crap I put up with in the garage was insane. The U.S. Menโ€™s Hockey Team has now shown you their true colors. Believe them. Theyโ€™re not friends of your team or women in general. Iโ€™m so tired of this misogyny in sports & everywhere else in American life, to be honest. The patriarchy sucks. Grow the fuck up or hand the keys over to the ladies. Maybe itโ€™s time we drive.

Dear Womenโ€™s USA Olympic Hockey Team โ€” First, congratulations! Second: I drove race cars for 19 yrs & the amount of misogynistic crap I put up with in the garage was insane. The U.S. Menโ€™s Hockey Team has now shown you their true colors. Believe them. Theyโ€™re not friends of your team or women in general. Iโ€™m so tired of this misogyny in sports & everywhere else in American life, to be honest. The patriarchy sucks. Grow the fuck up or hand the keys over to the ladies. Maybe itโ€™s time we drive.

Leilani Munter, y'all.

24.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18001    ๐Ÿ” 3952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 344    ๐Ÿ“Œ 204

They're boo-ing Nicki in the club. I dreamed of a day like this. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

25.02.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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