Scott Lyons 🍉

You’ll prob hear it through the window though and won’t have to pay £8 for a pint!

It’s literally so easy not to buy from Amazon 🙏

Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌

This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!

✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com

Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙

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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕

Delivery of a package.

Delivery of a package.

My wife and I had a professional photographer in to do a photoshoot based around the theme of domestic bliss. 💛

She’s really givin’ it the full whack like.

Day by day, my Bluesky follower grow. Yet, I get zero likes on absolute belters like below.
#speirghorm

This spam article with a gif came up on free article I was reading. Look how long she is drinking that bottle of olive oil. Like, what?!? #AI

Man, all the people I’m in a friends-streak with on Duolingo are REALLY desperate to keep it going.

Ahhh I spose it was his biggest role (which, he was great in), and C*ck Zuckerberg is in the news for being worse than ever these days - so he just wants to vent about that. It is astonishing how different the trajectory of FB has gone since the movie. Will it soon be time for a sequel?

Just read this post written for @folkloricmag.bsky.social and I loved it. Great piece of writing, rooting folklore as a weapon against oppression.

Charles and Camilla looking happy at some kind of school fete.

When you've just made £11m from charging the NHS for carparking for all their ambulances.

A colored woodcut of a cryptic sitting on the unruly waves of the sea under a blue moon the creature has antlers, the body of an otter, and the tail of a dolphin

It feels like our little cryptid logo needs a name, right? Suggestions welcome! Profanity encouraged!

#litmag #folklore 💙📚

Glasgow should do a Cringe Festival for all the people who don’t feel like they’re up for The Fringe. It’d be fucking great.

In the wake of the inauguration, my list of muted words on Bluesky has increased tenfold.

Save The Prince Charles Cinema The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...

Even though I live in another country, I still have a lifetime membership for The Prince Charles. Why? Because it’s one of THE best cinema in the world hands down.

I fear this is the first of many important cultural institutions facing existential threats.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

@ianmartin.bsky.social’s term ‘Outsouling’ is already a strong contender for 2025’s word of the year.

90% of the posts I draft up on Bluesky get deleted before they see the light of day.

YouTube video by I, Kino Hypernormalisation (2016) - Pre 9/11 US Cinema Montage

You should watch the wider film of Hypernormalisation to understand the context (which is free on YouTube, it’s Adam Curtis’ best work) but it hits on the very point you make.

youtu.be/vlxGtKw2KAA?...

Scoop: Apple CEO Tim Cook donates $1 million to Trump inauguration Cook joins other top CEOs and companies in making a seven-figure pledge.

Spotify’s $150,000 is couch change in comparison to what Apple donated…

www.axios.com/2025/01/03/t...

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…I’d like to see ChatGPT try to come up something to beat that!

And in the end of this hero’s journey tale, the director of the museum tells Nigel that he has saved the museum, that it no longer needs to survive on government funding, and that he truly is “the greatest friend of the museum.”

Anyway, in the end, Nigel scrambles to perform the show - which I think was originally about Scottish history, but rewrites it to be about British History (but really English history, without any of the warts,) reconnects with his daughter, and shows her the light (of the far r*ght.)

Also, Edinburgh as a city during the Fringe is fairly empty. Has plenty of space to walk about. Although, we really only see Waverley Station and the Royal Mile. The odd insufferable American tourist Nigel has to ignore as well. And the Scottish people are all bagpipes and tartan.

Ofc, in typical movie fashion representing theatre on film, his daughter is in a painfully bad contemporary dance show that nobody understands and contains only an audience of people who seem to have a cough. As well, how annoying are those pesky leaf-letters!

a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd

For some reason, the Museum needs an urgent stand in for one of their shows during the Fringe. So they seek out the help from their donors, the Friends of the Museum. As an excuse to be in the same city as his disenfranchised leftie daughter to make amends and show her the way, he takes on the role.